The Divvy Van - He got the Divvy van bluuuues

[Duritz]

It's the first day of September,
And again they're ringing the last bell.

I guess the brothers are flying in from west coast,
And woosha from Snowtown,
I hear it'll be a hundred degrees,
On the spoon, maybe,
Ah but that won't stop the roast,
Who's gonna make the peptides, now?
I bet it don't taste the same!

I hear Little's got a New boyfriend,
I hope he can hold his own.
Remember the last one - what was his name again? Ah little too much hormone.

Who's gonna make the peptides, now?
I bet it don't taste the same!

Just add weapon, dank, a little Harvey and don't forget a dollop of Hird for sweetness and that extra tang -

And give my love to Kevin! And to Lloyd and fletcher! Tell me all I'm sorry! I screwed up this time! And look after Daniher, I'll be thinking of her, as I'm standing in line...

 

[CrazyKenny]

I gave it the title Morgs had on her thread which I merged in because it was better.

People are overusing it for situations where someone barely told anyone to GAGF of they're reaching for that title. It's like how in the early days of the divvy van and the goo prefix everyone demanded them on every f***ing thread.

I'm guilty of this and I apologise... Cats did tell Dean Gore to GAGF though...

 

[GWBogan]

 

[Duritz]

You wish mate. I bet you've never seen a divvy van close up.

 

[GWBogan]

You wish mate. I bet you've never seen a divvy van close up.

Saturday night taxis on Struggle Street, brah.

 

[Duritz]

Saturday night taxis on Struggle Street, brah.

Yep. My home town mate.

 

[CrazyKenny]

All this GWBogan flog does is post divvy pics in just about every Bay thread. GAGF GWBogan

 

[GWBogan]

All this GWBogan flog does is post divvy pics in just about every Bay thread. GAGF GWBogan

Shit freds get the appropriate jpg, bmp or gif.

 

[craffles]

Piss off Duritz

 

[Winston_Smith]

There once was a police van named the divvy,
To the inside of which Duritz was quite privy,
His li'l fat fingers typed away,
Making shit threads every day,
Divvy, divvy divvy, divvy divvy.

 

[KardiniaPark]

An artists impression of OP

 

[JoseMourinho]

Duritz is on the turps again. Woo!

 

[Wiggo4PM]

stop posting mad world ffs. Well I read your lyrics to the mad world tune.

 

[Bombers 2017]

Bzzzt! Wrong answer.

actually i dont use a walker or stick anymore,not for 3 months

 

[Bombers 2017]

Duritz is on the turps again. Woo!

ive walked into a zoo here,methinks

 

[hawkman]

Duritz is on the turps again. Woo!

Early morning start as well

 

[royals1922]

Duritz is pissed again....

 

[DapperJong]

It's the first day of September,
And again they're ringing the last bell.

I guess the brothers are flying in from west coast,
And woosha from Snowtown,
I hear it'll be a hundred degrees,
On the spoon, maybe,
Ah but that won't stop the roast,
Who's gonna make the peptides, now?
I bet it don't taste the same!

I hear Little's got a New boyfriend,
I hope he can hold his own.
Remember the last one - what was his name again? Ah little too much hormone.

Who's gonna make the peptides, now?
I bet it don't taste the same!

Just add weapon, dank, a little Harvey and don't forget a dollop of Hird for sweetness and that extra tang -

And give my love to Kevin! And to Lloyd and fletcher! Tell me all I'm sorry! I screwed up this time! And look after Daniher, I'll be thinking of her, as I'm standing in line...

dude this was really terrible

 

[CarnDaTigg's]

actually i dont use a walker or stick anymore,not for 3 months

Shut up Bomberz 2 fousand and 7teen

 

[GWBogan]

Bay 13 tells Bombers 2003/17 to GAGF.

 

[vjknight]

Duritz is on the turps again. Woo!

he got off.............. ??

 

[Yidaki]

That's right. Matt Rosa had said f you to the Eagles...I'm out of here.

Is he a selfless piece of tradebait for McCarthy? Are Cockburn going to lose him under their nose? Or was he pushed out by Redden? lel

Where does he go now? Maybe Norf of Geelong? They like mature-age recruits don't they?

 

[Lord Rod]

East Perth...

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[juice t]

He'll take a sabbatical then when he turns 30 join Norf