The drunk tank

[The Prosecutor]

For all of you who feel the need to post inebriated, do so in here.

Hirdismyhero - I think that's us buddy.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

This will end well...

 

[Doss]

Yes, I have a feeling I'll be watching this thread with a combination of one eyebrow raised and a finger poised...over my warn button.

I tend to notice, despite being a happy drunk, that there is a strong correlation between the amount of swear words in a post and how much I've drunk.

 

[The Prosecutor]

This will end well...

This may get some action tonight, I suspect...

 

[VelvetSledge]

For all of you who feel the need to post inebriated, do so in here.

Hirdismyhero - I think that's us buddy.

u chekky bugert ahaahsshha

 

[VelvetSledge]

And that is what I had saved as a draft last night.

Oh christ, my head

 

[The Prosecutor]

Amd here I am again, Doesss and Maybe Jafse should be joining us no doutb.

 

[VelvetSledge]

I love this website.

 

[The Prosecutor]

We go alright

 

[Doss]

The 45 minute stumble home from Oak Park station last night was veeeerrry wobbly indeed.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

vegetable rights and peace

 

[The Prosecutor]

vegetable rights and peace

Your taxi driver was laughing before you even left.

 

[VelvetSledge]

My throat hurts from laughing too much.

 

[Doss]

Clark Kent. Dean Kent even.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Where's the hangover tank?

 

[Lord Nicholson]

I'm actually kinda shocked that I've recovered pretty well. Mustn't have really touched a drop.

 

[VelvetSledge]

I'm actually kinda shocked that I've recovered pretty well. Mustn't have really touched a drop.

I think you drank the most out of all of us

 

[The Prosecutor]

Lord Nicholson, you need to get a tv in your bathroom to watch Essendon games from here on in.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Lord Nicholson, you need to get a tv in your bathroom to watch Essendon games from here on in.

-walks into bathroom at 1am-
"KICK A GOAL!"

 

[Doss]

Conversely, some will never be allowed to go to the toilet again.

 

[DapperDon]

wassup bitches!!

note. don't open assignments when drunk as you'lll most lieky erase half your work lke i did.

now i am 2 days behind, everything due Friday and tomorrow I'll wake up with a flipping hangover the size of....i dunno....somethng big.

also....Richmond hahahahaha (wish North lost, thouh I'd probably cop a red from drunk trollin)

 

[VelvetSledge]

This thread

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Can't believe the conversation didn't somehow turn to Ainsley Harriott, frankly.

We'll pencil that in for next time: Ainsley Harriott football commentary.

 

[VelvetSledge]

HOT N SPICY, DELICIOUS RHUMBA FOOTBALL

 

[Doss]

wassup bitches!!

note. don't open assignments when drunk as you'lll most lieky erase half your work lke i did.

now i am 2 days behind, everything due Friday and tomorrow I'll wake up with a ruddy hangover the size of....i dunno....somethng big.

also....Richmond hahahahaha (wish North lost, thouh I'd probably cop a red from drunk trollin)

I think I'd like drunk Dapper.