The drunk tank

[Doss]

Pfft. Give me a couple hours at least. Only thing I might be drunk off right now would be the diffused tuberculosis-laden spittle from Madame Cough-a-lot sitting a few seats away.

 

[boncer34]

Pfft. Give me a couple hours at least. Only thing I might be drunk off right now would be the diffused tuberculosis-laden spittle from Madame Cough-a-lot sitting a few seats away.

Blacklisted from the first pub. Off to a great start.

 

[Doss]

Boncer’s fault.

 

[boncer34]

Bullshit. If she'd poured the beers right I wouldn't have asked.

 

[Jade]

Bullshit. If she'd poured the beers right I wouldn't have asked.

Didn't tilt the glass?

 

[boncer34]

Didn't tilt the glass?

Exactly. It was a third froth and she was outraged I asked for her to fix it.

We're about to head to Kyenton RSL, see you soon?

 

[Jade]

Exactly. It was a third froth and she was outraged I asked for her to fix it.

We're about to head to Kyenton RSL, see you soon?

Too hard for me to get there - you'd be wrapping up by the time I showed up.

A third froth... ******* outrageous.

 

[boncer34]

Too hard for me to get there - you'd be wrapping up by the time I showed up.

A third froth... ******* outrageous.

The old Jade would've already been in his car.

 

[Jade]

The old Jade would've already been in his car.

The new Jade doesn’t want to get done for drink-driving...

 

[boncer34]

The new Jade doesn’t want to get done for drink-driving...

Soft

 

[Jade]

Soft

Agreed.

 

[boncer34]

Agreed.

Doss savoured his wine so we wouldn't drink 2. Weak as piss.

 

[Jade]

Doss savoured his wine so we wouldn't drink 2. Weak as piss.

The *?

Did you collect his testicles?

 

[Beerfish]

Anyone tried an Aperol Spritz before?

Bought a bottle duty free. Not bad for something different.

 

[Zephyr Spirally]

Anyone tried an Aperol Spritz before?

Bought a bottle duty free. Not bad for something different.

I am a fan but much more so if it’s big bitter brother Campari. That works in a Campari spritz or an Americano or any number of splendid concoctions!
I discovered the Americano on my recent trip to Italy and haven’t looked back. Has drastically cut my wine consumption, which frankly needed to happen.

 

[Mr_McBoogerBalls]

Facial recognition technology on mobile devices is the best thing since baked bread and the wheel

 

[jmoo wan]

Facial recognition technology on mobile devices is the best thing since baked bread and the wheel

yeah but now the government has so many photos of me on the toilet.

 

[Beerfish]

 

[DERO]

I'm celebrating making 3 weeks into dry July with a 6 pack of pale ale.

 

[yodellinhank]

I'm celebrating making 3 weeks into dry July with a 6 pack of pale ale.

There is no better way

 

[Doss]

There is no better way

Sure there is. Replace 'pale ale' with 'porter' or 'stout'.

 

[DERO]

I drank enough Abbotsford invalid stout to last me a lifetime when I was at Uni (because it was cheap). I prefer the lighter, fruitier hop taste of good pale ale these days. Hargreaves is a ripper but I like Stone and Wood because at 1.1% it is nearly a light beer.

Probably a bit like whiskey. Some people like a peaty whiskey, some people don't.

 

[Bigjobss]

Good old Invalid stout. I still drink it on the odd occasion but boy did you feel it after a session on those, heavy dark beers should be drunk in moderation, I had honestly never experienced a headache until I was hungover on stout

 

[Bigjobss]

I'm celebrating making 3 weeks into dry July with a 6 pack of pale ale.

Same here but with a Bowmore 12 - cheers to self control!

 

[boncer34]

Doss is a bad influence