The Filth Rumbles!!!

[The Filth Wizard]

I've watched with interest the thread, 'Up Late With CrazyQ'. It seems to be satisfying Crazy's need to be validated in the wee hours of the morning after his ninth bong hit has made him feel a little undervalued.

I want in, and I thought, frig it. The Filth Wizard has been bursting for a rant. This is my rant forum.

Help fuel the fire.

So, today I was thinking that I really hate attractive lesbians that go for ugly girls. This always strikes me as odd. Does this attractive lesbian wake up one morning thinking, "Hey, I like girls. But only ones that look like Shrek's Princess Fiona after ogre transformation". How is this a possibility when no straight attractive girl wakes up and says "Hey, love me those men, but just the trogs". I think attractive lesbians are bigoted against ugly men.

BTW, I have never been burnt by an attractive lesbian. This is not a personal attack, merely an observation. I feel for my ugly brothers (really, one of my brothers is really ugly).

That feels a little better. I hate something about everything so this will get easier.

Word of advice, don't like what I say, bring it... but this ain't a debate thread. And I know, mods, that this is playing with fire. I'll be good.

 

[CrazyQ]

I tried to pick up a Lesbian girl, but she turned me down.

Yeah, I get your emotions aswell, I was pissed off because, like you say, they go for women with short hair, man pants and a really fake low voice.

I couldnt believe it.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I tried to pick up a Lesbian girl, but she turned me down.

Yeah, I get your emotions aswell, I was pissed off because, like you say, they go for women with short hair, man pants and a really fake low voice.

I couldnt believe it.

I'm all for the gay community... some of my best friends are gay guys, and I love them like brothers. I know this will all come down to an inner beauty vs outer beauty problem, but I always wonder if the attractive lesbian would go for an unattractive guy if they hadn't decided they dislike the penis. I've known some of said unattractive lesbians and can say that the only difference between them and most blokes is that their genitalia is an 'inny'. So how did they score that hot girlfriend? What are the standards?

And gay guys aren't much different.

We are not meant to understand it, Crazy. And it gets my goat.

And, thanks to another thread, now I have to rant about that toad Rove McManus, the number one reason why the Australian TV industry is in shambles. How can we let this smug, facetious, rip off merchant continue to stagnate our TV's? The guy gets away with murder, honestly, with every single one of his little skits and segments being total thievery from Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno, just done a million times more pathetically. He caters to the lowest common denominator of the Australian public's intelligence, and turns you into that lcd even if you accidentally switch to his show. I'm gonna cop some controversy here, and I don't mean this in offence of the lovely Belinda Emmett, but honestly, when she passed, I thought 'Well, at least we can be rid of Rove'. I hate him, and would gladly fill in his teeth for him.

That feels better.

 

[NICK_ROOBOY83]

I tried to pick up a Lesbian girl, but she turned me down.

Yeah, I get your emotions aswell, I was pissed off because, like you say, they go for women with short hair, man pants and a really fake low voice.

I couldnt believe it.

Yeah, why not just go for a actual man, silly Lesbians Why should we waste energy cracking on to lesbos? Theres enough straight chicks out there, & you Q are cracking on to a lesbo. *Shakes Head*

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I tried to pick up a Lesbian girl, but she turned me down.

Yeah, I get your emotions aswell, I was pissed off because, like you say, they go for women with short hair, man pants and a really fake low voice.

I couldnt believe it.

Maybe she was racist

God damn it, here I go... I can't stand fcuking minorities that are bigots. It makes no sense to me... I saw an old Eastern Eurpean woman attack an asian girl because she dared get on the bus in front of her and I thought "Is this what we are now?"... its what really irked me with the Indian cricket team racism saga. They are dark skinned. Symonds is dark skinned. They are making fun of Symonds because of his skin colour... WTF? Is he not dark enough? Why was he a target when Michael Clarke is right there wearing his gay earrings???

Racist minorities in Australia shit me as much as Aussie racists.

And what I hate more? Reverse racism.

I knew a white girl that would only have sex with black guys. Hated white guys. Is it political correctness gone mental? Is the old saying about never going back really actually true?

 

[bellzy]

I'm all for the gay community... some of my best friends are gay guys, and I love them like brothers.

Why do I get the feeling this part was added on later...? Maybe as an edit?

 

[CrazyQ]

I'm liking this thread.

 

[NICK_ROOBOY83]

I'm liking this thread.

Q, you still haven't answered my question. Why were you cracking on lesbos?

 

[CrazyQ]

She was gorgeous.

She was all flirty, so I thought she liked me.

Maybe she thought I was a chick.

 

[bellzy]

She was gorgeous.

She was all flirty, so I thought she liked me.

Maybe she thought I was a chick.

I have it on good authority lesbo's look at the crotch to make a judgment call.

I'm sorry mate, I feel for you. I really do.

 

[NICK_ROOBOY83]

She was gorgeous.

She was all flirty, so I thought she liked me.

Maybe she thought I was a chick.

I have it on good authority lesbo's look at the crotch to make a judgment call.

I'm sorry mate, I feel for you. I really do.

That must really hurt Q. I really feel for ya as well.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Why do I get the feeling this part was added on later...? Maybe as an edit?

What are you, chasing me Bellzy?

No edit there. Top mates I have.

 

[Zondor]

I tried to pick up a Lesbian girl, but she turned me down.

Yeah, I get your emotions aswell, I was pissed off because, like you say, they go for women with short hair, man pants and a really fake low voice.

I couldnt believe it.

Maybe you need to get a cut and shut and a set of bolt-ons?

 

[Zondor]

Filth I agree. Jodie Foster who aint the ugliest thing on the planet is going out with the ugliest thing on the planet. And if anybody watched the Survivor were the boys were up against the girls. There was this good looking chick whose name escapes me. Ami? Anyways when it got to the part of the show were a family member rock up to get the waterworks going, this fugly looking pelican nose monstrosity ended up being her girlfriend. That aint on.

 

[Kangalicious]

Right.

So, enlighten me. Does this rule apply to good looking straight girls as well? Do they always go out with ugly blokes? (bad news for Mr KL if that's the case . . .) Or is there a fundamental mathematical relationship here which I'm just missing?

Frankly I'm just staggered that your personality and charm (and I'm directing this to the cute lesbian haters earlier in the thread - hi Rooboy83) haven't been enough to convince any of these lesbians to turn straight.

 

[NICK_ROOBOY83]

Right.

So, enlighten me. Does this rule apply to good looking straight girls as well? Do they always go out with ugly blokes? (bad news for Mr KL if that's the case . . .) Or is there a fundamental mathematical relationship here which I'm just missing?

Frankly I'm just staggered that your personality and charm (and I'm directing this to the cute lesbian haters earlier in the thread - hi Rooboy83) haven't been enough to convince any of these lesbians to turn straight.

Meh The big Q has more experience with getting knocked back by hot lesbians I guess i should have a crack on a lesbian & see how i go

 

[CrazyQ]

Good looking straight girl?

Dont sell yourself short KL

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Goddamn it!

I fcuking hate people that use the term 'to cut a long story short' more than once in a story.

It shows a distinct lack of commitment.

 

[sherrinorburley]

Right.

So, enlighten me. Does this rule apply to good looking straight girls as well? Do they always go out with ugly blokes? (bad news for Mr KL if that's the case . . .) Or is there a fundamental mathematical relationship here which I'm just missing?

Excuse me for interupting
For one - all guys are ugly, just some are with good-lookin chicks, others plug uglies.
For two - i understand lesbians but fail to convince them of my intentions

 

[Harry29]

Filth lets take this somewhere else, what do you think the chances are of the Gunners taking out the premier league title?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Filth lets take this somewhere else, what do you think the chances are of the Gunners taking out the premier league title?

I would take the $4/1 on it at the moment. It's a two horse race, I believe, but both the Gunners and Man Utd are rated the same odds. The major concern for Arsenal is injuries, they've just been staying on top of them, but one more key player out with hurt us. I think the loss last week to Spurs by four goals suggests that we don't have the depth we think we do.

All we can do is keep winning, maximise our goal difference and wait in hope United drop some. I can't really see us beating them at Old Trafford, so we need them to drop a couple, really.

I'm confident though. We are in a good position to take it.

 

[NICK_ROOBOY83]

Goddamn it!

I fcuking hate people that use the term 'to cut a long story short' more than once in a story.

It shows a distinct lack of commitment.

I'm with you there Really if its a long story & you cant be stuffed telling it then don't

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm with you there Really if its a long story & you cant be stuffed telling it then don't

Actually, I hate it because I don't want to hear the story in the first place, and 'to cut a long story short' is a reprieve of sorts.

 

[Harry29]

I would take the $4/1 on it at the moment. It's a two horse race, I believe, but both the Gunners and Man Utd are rated the same odds. The major concern for Arsenal is injuries, they've just been staying on top of them, but one more key player out with hurt us. I think the loss last week to Spurs by four goals suggests that we don't have the depth we think we do.

All we can do is keep winning, maximise our goal difference and wait in hope United drop some. I can't really see us beating them at Old Trafford, so we need them to drop a couple, really.

I'm confident though. We are in a good position to take it.

I have a pom playing cricket with my club at the moment who is a rabid United fan and keeps telling me that Arsenal's lack of depth will be their undoing once they get a few injuries, looks like he may be on the money if another player or two go down. I hope this is not the case as I have been beating the Gunners drum fairly loudly at training!

 

[The Teflon Dean]

they go for women with short hair, man pants and a really fake low voice.

I couldnt believe it.

What is it with these types? They can't stand men, yet get around looking like them and imitating all the "supposed" worst traits of men?

It wouldn't be an underestimation to admit that I have spent a lazy hour or five in the past pointing out to these types just how full of shit they really are.

They didn't like it coming from an alpha male either.