Media The #Headless300 #fanfare celebration

[Headless]

As you know and probably think about often, Headless started this season sitting on 291 games. Yes, that's right - 291 games. You heard me - in the top 20 of all time, uh huh. That's right, Don Brodka. Uh huh. That's right.

ABOVE: "Uh huh. That's right."​

And the exciting thing for you, friends, is that if all goes well (which it will), you all have the opportunity of sharing the momentous occasion of #Headless300. However, Headless has hit a bit of a conundrum:

Headless' potential 300th happens to fall on Round 9, and the Demons are playing against the Las Vegas Bears.

Obviously, this is no cause for celebration. Playing against such a nothing club for such a huge milestone is clearly a huge insult to Headless.

So the question is, what can you do to help celebrate a true league legend? Week 1 and week 2 saw the Wonders and Furies respectively doing their best to celebrate, but there have been:

• no elaborate stats of Headless' career;
• no banners; and
• no subsequent trade requests to the Demons,

and this is obviously not ideal - hence the need for #Headless300 #fanfare across the coming weeks. The matches to come:

Round 3: Roys FFC (game #294)
Round 4: Coney Island Warriors (game #295)
Round 5: Baghdad Bombers (game #296)
Round 6: Dragons FFC (game #297)
Round 7: East Side Hawks (game #298)
Round 8: Sin City Swamprats (game #299)
Round 9: Las Vegas Bears (game #300)

Use this thread to discuss ideas and talk about how you (as an individual or as a club) will celebrate #Headless300.

 

[Headless]

Please note: xenxen wrote this thread but asked me to post it on her behalf.

No worries, xenxen, and thanks for the kind words.

#Headless300 #fanfare

 

[haydo]

By lending him Al Snow's head

 

[Headless]

By lending him Al Snow's head

Hi haydo. Thanks for your suggestion. It has been declined. Please try again.

 

[haydo]

Hi haydo. Thanks for your suggestion. It has been declined. Please try again.

Al Snow is gonna be pissed

 

[Headless]

Al Snow is gonna be pissed

Is this your offer from yourself or from the Wonders more broadly?

 

[byebyexenxen]

Please note: xenxen wrote this thread but asked me to post it on her behalf.

No worries, xenxen, and thanks for the kind words.

#Headless300 #fanfare

You're welcome!

 

[Yakker]

Something along these lines to start with. I’ll get back to you with more detailed plans

BTW do you require a campaign director? I’m qualified that’s for sure

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You can take your pick of any Hawk as your bride for all of round 7 but not me, I'm busy.

 

[Headless]

You're welcome!

What are your ideas for game #294 next week, xenxen? All posts written in celebratory haiku?

 

[byebyexenxen]

What are your ideas for game #294 next week, xenxen? All posts written in celebratory haiku?

Uh huh

 

[Ant Bear]

Headless, as a guide I suggest you read the transcript of my 100th game against the Bears.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...as-bears-at-underground-stadium-motr.1165128/

You're welcome.

 

[Headless]

Headless, as a guide I suggest you read the transcript of my 100th game against the Bears.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...as-bears-at-underground-stadium-motr.1165128/

You're welcome.

Hi Ant Bear,

This thread isn't to highlight the achievements of others.

Regards.

 

[sante]

Now you’re just going out of your way to overshadow my 200th. I see how it is. cats2rise can we drop Headless after his 299th?

 

[Headless]

Now you’re just going out of your way to overshadow my 200th. I see how it is. cats2rise can we drop Headless after his 299th?

Please see my post above.

 

[Wojcinski]

I play my 50th at some point this year, I feel like this is the best place to celebrate my achievement

 

[Headless]

I play my 50th at some point this year, I feel like this is the best place to celebrate my achievement

I agree. Cancel all celebrations, everybody - NickCC has a more important achievement.

Ant Bear, I know you had big plans for my 299th, but alas! NickCC has played for a couple of seasons, and this should be celebrated with great enthusiasm.

#NickCC50 #fanfare

 

[Ant Bear]

Hi Ant Bear,

This thread isn't to highlight the achievements of others.

Regards.

No, you misunderstand.

The best way to celebrate a milestone is with an orgy of self indulgance.

Also, it's the only way to keep a thread against the Bears interesting

 

[Headless]

No, you misunderstand.

The best way to celebrate a milestone is with an orgy of self indulgance.

Also, it's the only way to keep a thread against the Bears interesting

I like this, and I'm sure there will be much self-centred posting in an attempt to counter my highly anxious self in real life, but I need a team of supporters here, AB.

I'm counting on you.

 

[sante]

Hi Ant Bear,

This thread isn't to highlight the achievements of others.

Regards.

Why didn’t Nick get this treatment?

 

[Headless]

Why didn’t Nick get this treatment?

Because NickCC is going to play a very special 50th game.

50 whole games, sante. The milestone that stopped a league.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

That's a whole lotta fanfare!!!!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Headless, as a guide I suggest you read the transcript of my 100th game against the Bears.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...as-bears-at-underground-stadium-motr.1165128/

You're welcome.

You stay the **** away from us!!

 

[Headless]

Is your suggestion nothing but Simpsons references for a week, JoshWoodenSpoon?

 

[KohPhi]

I'd organise a commemorative cap but that might be a tad insensitive.