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Brownlow Medallist
1. Inspectorman made you read this!
2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Inspectorman can kill him and take it.
3. Inspectorman once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Inspectorman doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Inspectorman brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Inspectorman roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good
Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
6. Inspectorman lost his virginity before his dad did.
7. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Inspectorman instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
8. Since 1940, the year Inspectorman was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
9. Inspectorman is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
10. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Inspectorman.
11. Inspectorman always has sex on the first date. Always.
12. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Inspectorman allows to live.
13. Inspectorman has two speeds: walk and kill.
14. It takes Inspectorman 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
15. Inspectorman can slam a revolving door.
16. Inspectorman can divide by zero.
17. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Inspectorman could use to kill you, including the room itself.
18. When Inspectorman goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
19. Inspectorman once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
20. Inspectorman does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
21. Inspectorman does not hunt because the word hunting infers the possibility of failure. Inspectorman goes killing.
22. Inspectorman does not sleep. He waits.
23. Inspectorman's tears cure cancer. it's a shame he never cries...never.
24. Inspectorman once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a
stripper in it.
25. Inspectorman sweats Snapple.
26. Inspectorman runs with scissors and other people get hurt.
27. Inspectorman has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
28. When Inspectorman plays Tetris, the game runs out of pieces to give him.
29. Inspectorman doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is.
30. Inspectorman recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Inspectorman can kill him and take it.
3. Inspectorman once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
4. Inspectorman doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Inspectorman brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Inspectorman roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good
Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
6. Inspectorman lost his virginity before his dad did.
7. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Inspectorman instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
8. Since 1940, the year Inspectorman was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
9. Inspectorman is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
10. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Inspectorman.
11. Inspectorman always has sex on the first date. Always.
12. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Inspectorman allows to live.
13. Inspectorman has two speeds: walk and kill.
14. It takes Inspectorman 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
15. Inspectorman can slam a revolving door.
16. Inspectorman can divide by zero.
17. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Inspectorman could use to kill you, including the room itself.
18. When Inspectorman goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
19. Inspectorman once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
20. Inspectorman does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
21. Inspectorman does not hunt because the word hunting infers the possibility of failure. Inspectorman goes killing.
22. Inspectorman does not sleep. He waits.
23. Inspectorman's tears cure cancer. it's a shame he never cries...never.
24. Inspectorman once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a
stripper in it.
25. Inspectorman sweats Snapple.
26. Inspectorman runs with scissors and other people get hurt.
27. Inspectorman has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
28. When Inspectorman plays Tetris, the game runs out of pieces to give him.
29. Inspectorman doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is.
30. Inspectorman recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.