The rats who stole the footy yesterday

[Strike Swiftly]

During the 4th QTR of yesterdays interclub praccy match, a couple of rats (beside the word thief, i thought rat would be the most appropriate term) decided upon themselves to knock off the game ball after a goal was kicked at the southern end. the rats snatched the ball from a young kid who collected the ball, before passing it over the fence to another rat before running into the carpark. it held up the game for a good couple of minutes whilst a new ball was found. it was very disappointing and I certainly hope they werent Essendon supporters.

 

[jonesy86]

when in Rome....

 

[Jaymin]

It was in Cranbourne, are you really that surprised?

 

[Strike Swiftly]

yeh i am. im from werribee. cranbourne appears upper class.

however balls dont get knocked off from games here.

 

[7zark7]

Is this the rats you are talking about?

 

[The_Young_Gun]

I was behind the goals when the guy took it. The ball got kicked through for a goal and all the kids were chasing after it then all of a sudden this guy breaks through the pack grabs the ball, jumps the fence with his mates and they drive off, all within the minute..... It was F*cking funny because they couldn't find another ball to play with for another 10 minutes or so.

It was pretty funny for a while, Danny Chrtres had a smile on his face.

 

[wazzabp]

Is our club on a budget that tight, that we aren't allowed to have a couple of spare footys close by?

 

[thebigboy]

Jeez im shocked, something was stolen in cranbourne.

 

[sunnyTEE]

I saw that. toe rags of the highest order.

 

[Slattery_20]

when in Rome....

... rip off someone else's post?

 

[The Donners]

yeh i am. im from werribee. cranbourne appears upper class.

however balls dont get knocked off from games here.

Speaking of Werribee, Cranbourne smelt like shite! There was a continual wafting of dung going across the ground or maybe that was Stanton's kicking!

 

[The Donners]

I was behind the goals when the guy took it. The ball got kicked through for a goal and all the kids were chasing after it then all of a sudden this guy breaks through the pack grabs the ball, jumps the fence with his mates and they drive off, all within the minute..... It was F*cking funny because they couldn't find another ball to play with for another 10 minutes or so.

It was pretty funny for a while, Danny Chrtres had a smile on his face.

... could be why Danny Chartres isn't on the senior list!

 

[JesusHcrikey]

During the 4th QTR of yesterdays interclub praccy match, a couple of rats (beside the word thief, i thought rat would be the most appropriate term) decided upon themselves to knock off the game ball after a goal was kicked at the southern end. the rats snatched the ball from a young kid who collected the ball, before passing it over the fence to another rat before running into the carpark. it held up the game for a good couple of minutes whilst a new ball was found. it was very disappointing and I certainly hope they werent Essendon supporters.

A rat is an informant, a lagger, a snitch

 

[Merv]

A rat is an informant, a lagger, a snitch

And an annoying rodent

 

[Strike Swiftly]

exactly the meaning i was aiming for merv.

Jesus, rats also eat cheese, i wasnt referring to that.

 

[Let's Fly Jetstar!]

how old are they?

 

[bomba4eva]

I saw that. toe rags of the highest order.

I whole heartedly agree. Those damn Collingwood fans...

 

[goalpie]

Call the police. It must have been a scary incident.

 

[bomba4eva]

Call the police. It must have been a scary incident.

You never know what thieving Collingwood fans are capable of...Enjoy your humliation last Saturday?
Yeah, thats what I thought.

 

[JesusHcrikey]

And an annoying rodent

Yes when applied to an animal that is the meaning but when applied to a human it's a snitch

 

[bomba4eva]

Yes when applied to an animal that is the meaning but when applied to a human it's a snitch

At times you struggle to see the human in Collingwood ferals though. More vermin than human.

 

[Strike Swiftly]

Yes when applied to an animal that is the meaning but when applied to a human it's a snitch

well according to the oxford dictionary:

rat


• noun 1 a large, long-tailed rodent, typically considered a serious pest. 2 [SIZE=-1]informal[/SIZE] a despicable person. 3 [SIZE=-1]informal[/SIZE] an informer. 4 [SIZE=-1]N. Amer.[/SIZE] a person who is associated with or frequents a specified place: a mall rat.


http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/rat?view=uk

 

[Pelkanet]

Well there u go... I'll have to call people that more often

 

[goalpie]

You never know what thieving Collingwood fans are capable of...Enjoy your humliation last Saturday?
Yeah, thats what I thought.

As if a Collingwood supporter would even waste their time watching essendon play a practise match.

 

[DaSawx]

As if a Collingwood supporter would even waste their time watching essendon play a practise match.

I saw that. toe rags of the highest order.

sunnyTEE = Collingwood fan at Essendon practise match