Toast The Singles Thread...

[Alpha1]

Please don't kill the innocent animals.

 

[blue gunslinger]

define innocent

 

[Alpha1]

Innocent as in butter wouldn't melt.

 

[blue gunslinger]

I try not to cook with butter
not good for the arteries

 

[Alpha1]

I need to go mountain climbing, maybe the Blue Mountains?

 

[blue gunslinger]

Yep a lonely mountain is a good place to meet women alpha
Your surname Milat?
I reckon the Flinders is a better view at dawn

 

[Alpha1]

The Garmpians has some good climbing.

 

[Alpha1]

I need a woman for Christmas.

 

[blue gunslinger]

don't over inflate her

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

Well you never know what Santa will get you for Christmas Alph..

 

[blue gunslinger]

sweet FA

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

I didn't know Santa would bring such a nice gift, wow what a guy hey..

 

[Alpha1]

Well I will leave out the milk and cookies.

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

Better leave him out a ****ing cartoon of milk, could determine the quality of the gift

 

[Mister Carlton]

Well I will leave out the milk and cookies.

No carrots for his reindeers?

 

[Alpha1]

Girl reindeer?

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

Not sure what you would do with that Alph..

 

[Mister Carlton]

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Alpha1]

What with carrots?

 

[Mister Carlton]

Alright ladies. I'm off to bed.. have a good night.

 

[Alpha1]

Sleeping alone?

 

[Mister Carlton]

Sleeping alone?

Would I tell you?

I'd only make you jealous.

 

[Alpha1]

That's true.

 

[Mister Carlton]

Very true.

 

[Alpha1]

That's true.