Toast The Singles Thread...

[Sublime]

Dont forget the damage that being single does to your wallet...

Then again being married does a similar amount, but only if you are married with kids I think

Single damages the wallet? My bank balance is loving it.

Just how often did you go to the hookers?

 

[blue gunslinger]

strawberry daquiris cost heaps back them but always made the ladies putty in my hands (no not the rohypnol)
how expensive is it these days to head out drinking?

 

[Tish]

strawberry daquiris cost heaps back them but always made the ladies putty in my hands (no not the rohypnol)
how expensive is it these days to head out drinking?

Depends what you drink? daquris are like 8 bucks each now. Just stick to the age old method, of getting cut at home and then heading out haha

 

[BluesInTheSky]

Where is this Alpha everyone talks about?

 

[Sin City]

Where is this Alpha everyone talks about?

Right behind you...............

 

[The Cranium]

Right behind you...............

Oh ****, run BlueSky RUN......

 

[Sin City]

So I lasted 3 weeks with a girl before being tipped out for being an arseh*le... Any other takers?

No, never been a taker.

Keep at it with the chicks instead mate, your luck will change.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Depends what you drink? daquris are like 8 bucks each now. Just stick to the age old method, of getting cut at home and then heading out haha

I bought Daq's for the femme fatales whilst sipping scotch

 

[BluesInTheSky]

Beach is packed today.

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

No, never been a taker.

Keep at it with the chicks instead mate, your luck will change.

Oh snap

 

[The Toad]

Right behind you...............

For f**ks sake dont stop to pick anything up.

 

[Sublime]

For f**ks sake dont stop to pick anything up.

Screw the women and children, save yourselfffffffffffffffff!

 

[blue gunslinger]

how heroic

 

[The Toad]

If I was being chased by Alpha, I would probably do the same.

 

[blue gunslinger]

a brisk walk would be all that is reqd

 

[Sin City]

Sounds like you're trying to lure Froggy into a false sense of security here Guns

 

[blue gunslinger]

I reckon toad can read the writing on the wall just fine.
Is alpha back yet?

 

[The Toad]

Nope. I reckon he has pulled the pin.

 

[Sin City]

Found a girlfriend. Maybe..........

 

[The Toad]

Found a girlfriend. Maybe..........

*cough bullshit cough*

 

[The Cranium]

I reckon toad can read the writing on the wall just fine.
Is alpha back yet?

Alpha will be sitting back lapping up all the attention...

 

[blue gunslinger]

he could never do that

 

[Mister Carlton]

I have his phone number...

 

[Sin City]

Does he have yours?

 

[Mister Carlton]

Does he have yours?

Don't think so.