Official Club Stuff The tell your former players to GAGF fred

[zackah]

Hello friends.

As we enter another very important trade season that Essendon will no doubt win again, I thought it might be worthwhile and therapeutic for us all to have a fred where we can tell our formers players to GAGF because they are traitor campaigners who we wish immense amounts of fail upon. But we are not bitter of course.

I'll start

Sam Draper

Zach "captain" Merrett

Jayden Leverde

Feel free to add your own, or as is the case of Gold Coast if rumours are correct, half of your list

 

[frggr]

Billie Smedts GTFO!

Can't believe we only got Zach Tuohy

2

Zach Tuohy

Age

35

Ht

187cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.7

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.7

4star

CL

0.7

3star

D

18.9

4star

K

15.4

5star

HB

3.5

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.1

2star

CL

1.1

3star

D

11.4

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

in return!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

This same uncensored gif was posted on the Richmond board.

This is how I feel about Swannette Charlie Curnow

30

Charlie Curnow

Age

28

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

 

[frggr]

Someone get Molly Meldrum's Meltdown ready

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Marty McKinnon for David Wojo Wojinski

Lololol

 

[James Colorado]

Whoever we draft with our end of second round pick received for James Worpel

5

James Worpel

Age

26

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.2

5star

HB

11.3

5star

M

2.9

3star

T

4.5

5star

CL

5.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

15.6

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

9.4

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.8

4star

is going to need a lot of training in how to get pinged HTB with every third possession in order to replace him

 

[frggr]

Whoever we draft with our end of second round pick received for James Worpel is going to need a lot of training in how to get pinged HTB with every third possession in order to replace him

Jai Newcombe can also teach them

 

[zackah]

Please friends lets not turn on each other. This is a fred where we turn on our own, which - lets be honest - you do every time your pathetic munted spuds spud up another game and leave you throwing beers at the TV (**** off Kabanna)

Now onto topics at hand:

Jye Menzie


GAG...lulz even I cant do that one Tassie Devils.

Jazny

 

[Jazny]

Please friends lets not turn on each other. This is a fred where we turn on our own, which - lets be honest - you do every time your pathetic munted spuds spud up another game and leave you throwing beers at the TV (**** off Kabanna)

Now onto topics at hand:

Jye Menzie


GAG...lulz even I cant do that one Tassie Devils.

Jazny

Top goal scorer for Essendon in his last game! He came 2nd in Essendon's goal kicker tally in 2023! Thanks for the free elite VFL level small forward, Bombers. I dont think we have destroyed the bombers this badly since the last Tasmania beat them in 1932 or whenever it was.

 

[Kabanna]

Please friends lets not turn on each other. This is a fred where we turn on our own, which - lets be honest - you do every time your pathetic munted spuds spud up another game and leave you throwing beers at the TV (**** off Kabanna)

Now onto topics at hand:

Jye Menzie


GAG...lulz even I cant do that one Tassie Devils.

Jazny

I can't really post here.. how the **** can I tell Callum Ah Chee and Brandon Starcevich to GAGF when they've just helped themselves to TWO Brisbane premierships? I mean they've done quite the opposite to No Flags Nafan here..

 

[frggr]

I can't really post here.. how the **** can I tell Callum Ah Chee and Brandon Starcevich to GAGF when they've just helped themselves to TWO Brisbane premierships? I mean they've done quite the opposite to No Flags Nafan here..

Tell us about the Go Home 5

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I can't really post here.. how the **** can I tell Callum Ah Chee and Brandon Starcevich to GAGF when they've just helped themselves to TWO Brisbane premierships? I mean they've done quite the opposite to No Flags Nafan here..

Boo you and your Lizzie and Nellie react fishing

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Please friends lets not turn on each other. This is a fred where we turn on our own, which - lets be honest - you do every time your pathetic munted spuds spud up another game and leave you throwing beers at the TV (**** off Kabanna)

Now onto topics at hand:

Jye Menzie


GAG...lulz even I cant do that one Tassie Devils.

Jazny

Jobe Watson has taken up a coaching position at Carlton

 

[V23]

JSOS JLOL

Tom De Kocksmack

 

[Kabanna]

Tell us about the Go Home 5

Haha that was so long ago now! Patrick Karnezis is a perfect example of when I say Collingwood loves our sloppy seconds

 

[zackah]

Jobe Watson has taken up a coaching position at Carlton

Blatant lies for lizzie farming will get you bant friend

 

[Purple Suit]

Someone get Molly Meldrum's Meltdown ready

The Saints better not cave or Rhys Stanley won’t get a game.

 

[Purple Suit]

I’m not telling anybody to GAGF. We’re getting cap relief for over paid depth & a late pick for Warnock 2.0

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Alfred Boyce

Am I doing this right?

 

[Chronz]

Haha that was so long ago now! Patrick Karnezis is a perfect example of when I say Collingwood loves our sloppy seconds

Crispy, instrumental in '23! We thank you.

 

[zackah]

Todd Goldstein

 

[Kabanna]

Crispy, instrumental in '23! We thank you.

Yes congratulations. After all the shit we've offloaded to you, you've finally found a winner! Too bad about Dan McSpray though.

 

[V23]

Forgot to give Dylan Shiel

9

Dylan Shiel

Age

32

Ht

182cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.6

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.2

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

3.9

5star

MG

410.2

5star

D

23.4

5star

K

13.6

5star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.2

2star

T

3.4

4star

MG

334.4

5star

D

19.8

5star

K

8.4

4star

HB

11.4

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

a send-off, zackah

 

[Kabanna]

Forgot to give Dylan Shiel a send-off, zackah

I think you'll find he's salty at the players telling the club to GAGF.. on the other hand, Shiel was delisted

 

[zackah]

Forgot to give Dylan Shiel a send-off, zackah

Dylan Shiel