Three questions

[dogwatch]

Right now the WB is an opaque sort of organisation for the fans, the media and the general public. There's so much we'd like to know and so little real information coming out. The WB website is a joke.

Whether it's game plan, selections, injuries, draft tactics, appointments/departures of staff, trades (especially Jakey boy), club strategy or simply why Susan Alberti can't get in the VIP gate, it's just bloody hard for us to know WTF is going on at VUWO.

So ...

You find a very old beer bottle in the sludge of Maribyrnong Creek and it's hard to read the label so you give it a wipe with your sleeve. Out pops a genie wearing the hoops. He says to you:

"I've been locked in this blasted beer bottle since it was chucked in the creek very late on GF day in 1954. As a reward for letting me out I will allow you to ask three questions of any three people in the WB organisation. They will be obliged to give you a totally honest answer." ​

What would your three questions be and who would you ask? (You can't ask any person more than one question).

 

[Del165892]

To Marcus Adams: What's your max bench?

To Tom Boyd: May I measure your hands?

To Toby Mclean: Will you come get a smoothie with me some time?

 

[Bazza Bulldog]

To Chris Grant - Why Sam Power before Dalrymple?

To The Bont - Any interest in KB?

To Bevo - Did you decide to trade Jake before or after the new tattoo?

 

[Snake Livermore]

Dale Morris - I would just clap my hands suddenly in front of his face to see if he actually has a fear reflex

Sue Albert - did you see the other gate?

Tommy Lib - holy Jesus what, are these godam animals

 

[Yojimbo]

Peter Gordon : Do the staff toilets have thicker ply toilet roll
than the toilets next to the cafe ? Railway stations have the
ex-army one ply at least, happy bum happy club.

Chris Grant : If Peter Gordon cuts the strings will you just
collapse on the ground ?

Luke Beveridge : Why can't you just accept the total and
complete ruck dominance of Tom Campbell and make him
the undisputed number one ?

 

[Tommycash]

Peter Gordon: Do you have any actual plans to phase out Pokies?

Bevo: Is versatility a means to an end or necessitated by an incomplete list?

Libba: How cooked?

 

[JJHunter]

Luke Beveridge1 - How good did it feel to put Barrett on his arse in the toilets at the Brownlow ?

Luke Beveridge2 - What is the logic behind changing all assistant coaches responsibilities after winning a flag - But them keeping them in their designated areas after a year where we stunk it up ?

Luke Beveridge - Do you think there is an imbalance in your list ?

 

[Mr. Walker]

Peter Gordon - what do you see as the President’s role at an AFL club?

Luke Beveridge - how do you see the primary role of a ruckman in the AFL today (regardless of the personnel at your disposal)?

Like Power - when is your birthday?

Ok obviously I could only come up with two semi-sensible questions.

 

[dogwatch]

1. Bev - what do you think really caused our crash in 2017 and how much was Stringergate a factor in it?

2. Gordon - when is a good time to step down and who are you grooming to take your place?

3. Shiggsy - any hard feelings now that Scrag has deserted you for Tobes?

 

[Norm De Guerre]

Barkers cafe cook - Why for you put cheese on an otherwise tasty breakfast roll?

Libba - Please explain Dark matter and the role that it plays in the universe.

Western Bulldogs - Is the drawing of the iron curtain at Whitten Oval for every single training session absolutely necessary?

 

[Next Waiting]

Libba: If you were granted the power to legalise one illicit drug, which one would it be?

Dunks: Tips on how to pull a super model.

Peter Gordon: I'm hungry, where can I buy a donut?

 

[grassman75]

To Peter Gordon: Do you have a copy of Danny McGinlay's comedy routine from your launch party?

To Big Red: Why didn't you just punch the living shit out of Diver Davis?

To whoever is responsible: Why did you replace the Burritos at the SC xmas party with ****ing shithouse 4n20 meat pies