Three Wishes

[howiehowie]

So a Footy Genie comes along and says he will grant any three wishes you have regarding the coming AFL season.
There are two rules though:
1. They must be football oriented.
2. They cannot involve the club you support.

Mine would be:

1. Carlton lose every game they play this season except once, they beat Hawthorn.
2. Hawthorn finish Ninth.
3. Craig Hutchison is replaced by an inanimate carbon rod on TFS and also in all his radio/television commitments.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

1. Judd to leave Carlton at the end of the season after realising that despite what Pratty boy promised, Carlton didn't win the premiership.

2. Richmond to extend Terry Wallace's contract by 3 years after recruiting 2 more duds in the first round of the draft and bringing across Raph Clarke from the saints with the first pick in the second round.

3. Dean Laidley finally spits out whatever the **** he's been chewing for the past 6 years.

 

[Silvagnis]

1. St Kilda to miss the eight and get done for breaching the salary cap.
2. Hawthorn to crash and burn because they're sooks and cocky grammar boys.
3. Collingwood to lose the Grand Final by a point due to an umpiring decision.

 

[Ant_]

Why duplicate Stronzo's thread 14 minutes after contrubuting to it?

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=423529

 

[Stronzo]

Why duplicate Stronzo's thread 14 minutes after contrubuting to it?

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=423529

Hmm

I wish people would be original

 

[howiehowie]

Why duplicate Stronzo's thread 14 minutes after contrubuting to it?

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=423529

I made this one because in the other one, everyone answers that they want their FF to kick 100 goals, one of their players to win the brownlow and their team to win the premiership.

I do credit Stronzo for the three wishes idea. I just put a twist on it.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

I made this one because in the other one, everyone answers that they want their FF to kick 100 goals, one of their players to win the brownlow and their team to win the premiership.

I do credit Stronzo for the three wishes idea. I just put a twist on it.

It is a good twist.

I was very close to saying I want Hodge to win the brownlow, Franklin to kick 100 and us to win a premiership.

The thing is, we don't really need a footy genie for that to happen...

 

[howiehowie]

It is a good twist.

I was very close to saying I want Hodge to win the brownlow, Franklin to kick 100 and us to win a premiership.

The thing is, we don't really need a footy genie for that to happen...

I agree, even a Genie couldn't work that much magic.

 

[Stronzo]

1. Carlton have a terrible season
2. West coast miss the 8
3. A sex scandal involving caro and Mark Williams is exposed

 

[Hawkamania!]

1. The following teams end up ranked from 2nd to last at the end of the season after grand final day: Adelaide, Brisbane, Carlton, Collingwood, Essendon, Fremantle, Geelong, Kangaroos, Melbourne, Port Adelaide, Richmond, St. Kilda, Sydney, West Coast, Western Bulldogs (any order will do, I'm not fussed).
2. The following teams post the 2nd most to least profit margins: Adelaide, Brisbane, Carlton, Collingwood, Essendon, Fremantle, Geelong, Kangaroos, Melbourne, Port Adelaide, Richmond, St. Kilda, Sydney, West Coast, Western Bulldogs (once again any order will do).
3. Goldspink gets a big dose of Karma.

Now where's that Footy genie?

 

[howiehowie]

1. The following teams end up ranked from 2nd to last at the end of the season after grand final day: Adelaide, Brisbane, Carlton, Collingwood, Essendon, Fremantle, Geelong, Kangaroos, Melbourne, Port Adelaide, Richmond, St. Kilda, Sydney, West Coast, Western Bulldogs (any order will do, I'm not fussed).
2. The following teams post the 2nd most to least profit margins: Adelaide, Brisbane, Carlton, Collingwood, Essendon, Fremantle, Geelong, Kangaroos, Melbourne, Port Adelaide, Richmond, St. Kilda, Sydney, West Coast, Western Bulldogs (once again any order will do).
3. Goldspink gets a big dose of Karma.

Now where's that Footy genie?

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