Nice impersonation of a Geelong fan, they actually believe this.**** off.
Geelong is a bucolic seaside town with just the right mix of homes/commerce/industry (I say 'homes' rather than 'housing' because its the people of Corio that everyone adores.)
Its often said the beauty of Geelongs surroundings are only matched by the friendliness of its locals.
Its rightfully called 'The Venice of the south' and it also happens to be the gateway to Waurn Ponds.