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A week ago I got bored and decided to troll on bombertalk. And here's my suggestions for future trades. ;)

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Well, most likely we will be screwed over the cap. So I think we could ditch one or, maybe ten players to make room for our superstar players. Players that have earned the right to drive around in sports cars and knock up super models in their spare time. Cuase they deserve to do that stuff.

Here's a list of my possible 'alterations':

McVeigh:
Poor bloke. Has had plenty of time, infact plenty of opportunities to present himself as a top level forward. Nowadays, the only time you will see him run around without slipping over is on a cat walk. Maybe we should send him off to hawthorn with the other punces over there in exchange for a bottle of nail vanish and some hair gel.

Alessio:
Unfortunately, the italian stallion should never have been a ruckman. He was always a tall forward type. Maybe we should barrell him off to collingwood to join the array of soft ruckmen.

Aaron Henneman:
I see in the latest Bomber Magazine he is good at water skiing. Maybe he should take that up full time and create space for the bootstudder in our VFL change rooms. They're on a budget to you know.

Joe Misiti:
I can't think of how anyone could miss a game with bruised buttocks. And I don't want to know. He may as well save himself the embarrassment and retire gracefully now.

Mark Bolton:
He should have went out last year and retired on a high, playing a personal record of 6 good consecutive games. This year he probably won't get that chance.
 

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