Trent Croad

[the fly]

I heard a rumour on the weekend that the reason that Hawthorn put Croad up for trade so he could come to Fremantle was because he shagged Nick Holland's missus.

 

[dockerbabe]

Originally posted by the fly
I heard a rumour on the weekend that the reason that Hawthorn put Croad up for trade so he could come to Fremantle was because he shagged Nick Holland's missus.

now that would make an interesting story

 

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by the fly
I heard a rumour on the weekend that the reason that Hawthorn put Croad up for trade so he could come to Fremantle was because he shagged Nick Holland's missus.

Where did you hear that from? Because it is news to all Hawthorn supporters.

 

[Destructive]

Originally posted by the fly
I heard a rumour on the weekend that the reason that Hawthorn put Croad up for trade so he could come to Fremantle was because he shagged Nick Holland's missus.

Interesting rumour, how long ago was this supposed to have happened?

 

[eddie]

blah, blah, blah.

That one's been around for ages...it is quality though.

A good mate of mine back home plays for the Dockers (no wockas) and he did say Croad enjoys the ladies, and more than one at a time!

 

[Rob]

Originally posted by eddie
blah, blah, blah.

That one's been around for ages...it is quality though.

A good mate of mine back home plays for the Dockers (no wockas) and he did say Croad enjoys the ladies, and more than one at a time!

As opposed to any other guy, who of course would never want to be in that situation....

Ah, you're saying that he actually gets to on a regular basis.

 

[eddie]

Perhaps Croady needs to be taught that quantity doesn't mean quality...or can it?

 

[ozzult]

There is always a rumour about a player shagging somebodys wife when they leave.

They reckon Turley left the Eagles cos he shagged somebodies wife.

I've also heard rumours that Trent Croad is gay - so who knows?

 

[carlyp]

Originally posted by ozzult


They reckon Turley left the Eagles cos he shagged somebodies wife.

SOmebody=Nanette

 

[ozzult]

And who is Nanette?

 

[i_luv_westcoast]

Mick's wife

 

[milo]

So Turls bats for both teams!

 

[RogerMellie]

Silly Croad rumours I've heard:

Croad slept with Nathan Thompson's girlfriend.
Croad slept with Nick Holland's girlfriend.
Croad slept with Dermie's wife.
Croad brought a male partner to a Hawthorn function thus earning the ire of his peers.
Croad is gay.

Silly Turley rumours I've heard:

Turley slept with Nanette Malthouse.
Turley slept with Christi Malthouse.
Malthouse slept with Turley's wife.
Turley is gay.

Other silly rumours:

Stewie Loewe was Molly Meldrum's live-in lover.
Johnny Hay was to be imprisoned for drug trafficking.
Martin Pike slept with Kelli Stevens when he was still at Norf.

 

[Captain Random]

Why did Modra leave Adelaide?

 

[Ron]

Yeah i heard the reason Modra left the crows was because he was shagging Rehn's wife. And Rehn told the coach it was either him or Tony to stay.

 

[eddie]

Trent Croad is a **** for the betterment of everything Aussie Rules. He's about promo tarts, one night stands, lycra, dumb blondes and rolled down footy socks. I'd hate to see Croad turn on all that for a dedication to brains and a smack of class.

Crawf tried it, hated it - and reverted back to slutstardom. Brereton gave it a big shot - ended in a bitter divorce.
Gardy and Cuz perfected it last year and dumped their gfs for crayfish, crownies and sherbert with the best boy sluts of the world in Subiaco...and look where the boys finished this year!

We don't want Croad reverting to cult status equal to that of loser Lloyd and Tosser Thompson, nor play lead in the play 'Best of Bell'. Its bad for Football.