Uncle Steve is not a monkey

[Uncle Steve]

Ever wonder what gets passed off as a science education in the good ol' USA? Prepare to have your jaw hit the floor:

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

The next time I hear of funding cuts to the sciences, I'm going to send the above URL to the education minister.

Though I gotta admit, I gotta give this lass credit for proving beyond doubt that yours truly is not a monkey:

Also deserving of a medal - for pure sexist comedy value - is the kid who proves that women are designed to stay at home and do the housework (second prize in the intermediate level).

But praying over a culture of bacteria to make it more immune to antibiotics - and then claiming that it worked?!?

What wacky people these fundies are...

 

[Leaping Lindner]

It's almost as if you'd swear the whole thing is one big parody, but alas nutters like this do exist.

 

[Mooster7]

I'm terribly sorry to do this to you. Someone sent me a link to the most bizzare 'Science' site you've ever seen. I challenge you to read all of it.

www.timecube.com

If the internet was governed by a body of wise beings, this guy would be forced to call his page "timecube.com"

Once again, sorry.

Peace,

 

[noodle]

my personal favs


"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)
"Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?"

 

[Harry Bosch]

or

This is also the first year that Muslim students from the Al-Jannah Islamic school have been invited to participate; two of their students presented a project on human anatomy entitled "Allah (SWT) Created Me" which, while it was found ineligible for a prize due to a number of Biblical inconsistencies, did win a special Interfaith Outreach ribbon.

one of the better ****take sites i've seen for a while..

 

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by Mooster7
I'm terribly sorry to do this to you. Someone sent me a link to the most bizzare 'Science' site you've ever seen. I challenge you to read all of it.

www.timecube.com

If the internet was governed by a body of wise beings, this guy would be forced to call his page "timecube.com"

Once again, sorry.

Peace,

That site is a classic.

You might appreciate this one, you'll never drink water again!!!

http://www.angelfire.com/apes/watersucks/

A few of my favourite reasons why water sucks;

#6. You can drown in it. Last year 2 billion Australlians died in water related accidents. Keep in mind these are Aussies, the toughest mother f*ckers on earth. Besides lumberjacks

#22. Waters boiling point is exactly 100 degrees celcius, and its freezing point is exactly 0 degrees celcius. A mere coincidence? I think not. Water obviously has a mind of its own if it is going to pick values so exact.

#39. Two words: Waterworld.