Warning: True Story

[kuepper]

I got this today and the warning is true. Yesterday, a friend of mine - Stella - was travelling on the Pakenham train line. A man of Arabic-appearance got off the train and Stella noticed that he had left his bag behind.

She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him at the top of the escalator and handed him back his bag. He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag, which appeared to contain large bundles of money and white powder.

He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered; "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to with a word of advice for you: Stay away from Adelaide".

Stella was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" she asked him.

"No", he whispered back...... "It's a sh|t hole."

Boom tish!

 

[The Starchild]

haha nice one.

 

[JUBJUB]

Not this one again

 

[kuepper]

Originally posted by JUBJUB
Not this one again

Sorry if I have managed to offend you ominpresent humour skills, and having seen every possible joke on the planet.

I'll endevour in future, to clear any piece of humour through you, to make sure it is fit for the sensibilities of the bigfooty community.

My humble apologies for making you stoop to using those rolleyes.

 

[borogirl]

Got that email a month ago, but it was Dandenong that they were talking about!

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by kuepper

Sorry if I have managed to offend you ominpresent humour skills, and having seen every possible joke on the planet.

I'll endevour in future, to clear any piece of humour through you, to make sure it is fit for the sensibilities of the bigfooty community.

My humble apologies for making you stoop to using those rolleyes.

This joke was posted on this site about 10 times after Sept 11 2001.

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by borogirl
Got that email a month ago, but it was Dandenong that they were talking about!

Dandenong, Adelaide, Glenroy...................same thing!

 

[PC28]

Add Broadmeadows to that list...

 

[roobear]

On behalf of all those who signed on here after sep 11, thanks for posting it... I thought it was a p1sser!

 

[kuepper]

Originally posted by roobear
On behalf of all those who signed on here after sep 11, thanks for posting it... I thought it was a p1sser!

Pleasure - funny thing is, I aint ever seen it on this site, and I have been on here that entire time ... hey, you cant please evryone all of the time

 

[catgirl2002]

Originally posted by kuepper
..........He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered; "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to with a word of advice for you: Stay away from Adelaide".

Stella was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" she asked him.

"No", he whispered back...... "It's a sh|t hole."

Boom tish!

man, someone has to tell this joke to Sam Newman..

Keep smiling
Jennifer

 

[you_idiot]

Re: Re: Warning: True Story

Originally posted by catgirl2002


man, someone has to tell this joke to Sam Newman..

To provide a sense of context to what my lovely wife is saying here, the aforementioned Mr. Newman once cracked about South Australia....

"There was once a think tank in Adelaide-- three people drowned."

(Sam's jibe circa the early days of "The Footy Show"; I saw it on the "Best and Worst of The Footy Show" video collection.)

Cheers,
William

 

[-GB-]

I'm still waiting for Macca to reply.

 

[The Hitman]

Funny joke.

And to those who said about Dandenong...

The Hitman

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Better than the version that was emailed to me - in which the kindly Arab advised "Stay away from from Colonial Stadium when St Kilda is playing Fremantle"
After the inevitable question "Is there going to be an attack?" the Arab replies "No. There'll be no attack, no defence and the midfields are completely s---."

 

[Dee]

Originally posted by kuepper
I got this today and the warning is true. Yesterday, a friend of mine - Stella - was travelling on the Pakenham train line. A man of Arabic-appearance got off the train and Stella noticed that he had left his bag behind.

She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him at the top of the escalator and handed him back his bag. He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag, which appeared to contain large bundles of money and white powder.

He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered; "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to with a word of advice for you: Stay away from Adelaide".

Stella was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" she asked him.

"No", he whispered back...... "It's a sh|t hole."


its funny (sorta) cos its true. LOL

Boom tish!

 

[Santos L Helper]

Re: Re: Warning: True Story

Originally posted by catgirl2002


man, someone has to tell this joke to Sam Newman..

Keep smiling
Jennifer

Too true, then he might have a joke that's not 100 ****ing years old.

 

[Uncle Steve]

Re: Re: Re: Warning: True Story

Originally posted by Santos L Helper
Too true, then he might have a joke that's not 100 ****ing years old.

... but he still wouldn't have a joke that was funny.

 

[Santos L Helper]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Warning: True Story

Originally posted by Uncle Steve

... but he still wouldn't have a joke that was funny.

touche my good man.