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Which songs have the weakest lyrics? I love Blondie and the actual music of "Atomic" but the lyrics are terrible.

Uh huh make me tonight.
Tonight make it right.
Uh huh make me tonight.
Tonight.
Tonight.
Oh uh huh make it magnificent.
Tonight.
Right.
Oh, your hair is beautiful.
Oh, tonight.
Atomic.


Uh huh make me tonight.
Tonight.
Tonight.
Oh, Your hair is beautiful.
Oh, tonight.
Atomic.

Tonight make it magnificent.
Tonight.
Make me tonight.
Your hair is beautiful.
Oh, tonight.
Atomic.
Atomic.
Oh.
Atomic.
Oh.
Atomic
Oh.
 
Ooh Ahh - Tamara Jaber

Ooh ahh i lost my bra
I left it in my boyfriend's car
Why did i leave it there
Because i needed to get some air
Ooh ahh i lost my bra
I left it in my boyfriend's car
Broom broom and there he goes
Oops there go my pantyhose
 
scout said:
Ooh Ahh - Tamara Jaber

Ooh ahh i lost my bra
I left it in my boyfriend's car
Why did i leave it there
Because i needed to get some air
Ooh ahh i lost my bra
I left it in my boyfriend's car
Broom broom and there he goes
Oops there go my pantyhose
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To whoever came up with those "lyrics":
*Clap - clap*
 

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Atomic = one of the greatest songs ever written. Lyrics are sometimes not important, especially when the topic is sex.
 
Depends on what you mean by weakest. If by ' weakest ' you mean most pathetic, I'd nominate either of these:

Imagine ( John Lennon )
Everybody Hurts ( REM )
Can We Still Be Friends ( Todd Rundgren )
 
Fullarton Power said:
Depends on what you mean by weakest. If by ' weakest ' you mean most pathetic, I'd nominate either of these:

Imagine ( John Lennon )
Everybody Hurts ( REM )
Can We Still Be Friends ( Todd Rundgren )
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By weakest I mean thin or without much substance. The songs you mentioned are pathetic but have some substance to them.
 
Classic by Adrian Gurvitz. Due to it's inclusion on an 80's CD I ripped wholesale to my MP3 player it just came on one day and I almost died,

"Gonna write a classic
Gonna write it in an attic
Baby I'm an addict"

Worst opening lines ever.

Honorary Mention: Port Adelaide theme song.
 

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"one, two, three, four, five, lets go for a drive"

"i acted like a dustbin lid"

"it would be L7 and I'll never get to heaven"

the best would be "and in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love......you make....ah ahhhhhhh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah....yeaaahhhhh!"
 
Back in the day I used to be into a bit of glam rock like Motley Crue, Skid Row, Warrant, Love/Hate etc. Now the lyrics from this genre in general were never that intellectually stimulating, but the worst I came across were from the Dangerous Toys' track Sportin' a woody. It goes a little like this:

Sportin' a woody when you're walkin' by
Sportin' a woody when your t***ies fly
Sportin' a woody rippin' my fly
Sportin' a woody 'til the day I die..............yeah

Truly awful stuff.
 
Little James, Oasis

little james
we're all the same
always seem to look to us
we weren't meant to be grown ups
thank you for your smile
You make it all worth while
to us

live for your toys
even though they make noise
have you ever played with plasticine
even tried a trampoline
thank you for your smile
you make it all worthwhile
to us

i'm singing this song
for you and yer mom
and that's all
it wont be long,
before everyone is gone

sailed out to sea
yer mom you and me
you swam the oceans like a child
life around us was so wild
thank you for your smile
you make it all worth while
to us

i'm singing this song
for you and yer mom
and that's all
it wont be long
before everyone is gone

na na na na na na (fade out)
 
'Ooh stick you, yo momma too (and your daddy)'

If anyone remembers that song...enjoy it being stuck in your head the next 4 days.

And also...

'Uh oh, we're in trouble, something's come along and it's bust our bubble yeah yeah'

The 90's were a truly remarkable age in music...
 
fugsy said:
'Ooh stick you, yo momma too (and your daddy)'

If anyone remembers that song...enjoy it being stuck in your head the next 4 days.

And also...

'Uh oh, we're in trouble, something's come along and it's bust our bubble yeah yeah'

The 90's were a truly remarkable age in music...
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I want to kill you.
 
Raskolnikov said:
By weakest I mean thin or without much substance. The songs you mentioned are pathetic but have some substance to them.
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Thanks Ras, will think of another example.
Perhaps Le Freak by Chic?
I Know What Boys Like by The Waitresses?
 

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fugsy said:
'Uh oh, we're in trouble, something's come along and it's bust our bubble yeah yeah'
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There's a song by Shampoo called "Bouffant Headbutt" which is just wild. Screeching punk style issuing random threats. Rarely do bands actually salvage their reputation when they've got something as bad as the above.
 
Gwen Steffani - Holla back girl..

It's a shocker.. Has some of the worst lyrics i've ever heard. She's lost the plot, should have never been on the charts.
It has a catchy tune, but I mean come on..... B-A-N-A-N-A-S??? :rolleyes:
 
Supermercado said:
There's a song by Shampoo called "Bouffant Headbutt" which is just wild. Screeching punk style issuing random threats. Rarely do bands actually salvage their reputation when they've got something as bad as the above.
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Didn't actually know who it was by...just remember that annoying song.

Sucks even more knowing who 'Ooh Stick You' was by and having the urge to download it :(
 
How about S.O.D.'s classic "The Ballard of Jimmy Hendrix"?

The lyrics are "You're Dead".
 

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