Preview Weekly Preview Sign-up Thread - 2024 edition

[Keys]

Preseason is done and the real thing starts this week if Round Zero counts as a start. But only for some, West Coast among others have to wait an extra week

What that means is we are looking for sacrificial lambs volunteers to put together our weekly preview threads which like the team’s fortunes became somewhat haphazard in their timing. Enthusiasm for them waned as the 2023 season rolled on which tbh was understandable

I contemplated the idea of only looking for victims a week or two out from each match but have stayed with calling for all games in advance with a little twist

To avoid previews going up the night before, or not at all, I would ask that previews be posted up by Wednesday night before the game.

To help, I’ll PM you a reminder with a weeks notice to ensure you are still willing and able to do the preview. If life has got in the way or you’ve lost interest then I’ll have time to open that game up for others who want to have a crack

So, if you’re keen put your name down to have a go and I hope that collectively we can restore our match previews to their former glory as the club tries do the same with our onfield performance

Games are as follows:

Round 0 : * off, we’re not invited
Round 1: Port Adelaide (A) - Sun, 17/3 - Keys
Round 2 : GWS (H) - Sun, 24/3 - Bender_
Round 3 : Western Bulldogs (A) - Sun, 31/3 - TY24
Round 4 : Sydney (GR) - Sat, 6/4
Round 5 : Richmond (H) - Sun, 14/4 - HoneyBadger35
Round 6 : Fremantle (H) - Sat, 20/4
Round 7 : Gold Coast (A) - Sun, 28/4 - Reminiscence
Round 8 : Essendon (H) - Sat, 4/5 - BeornJ
Round 9 : Collingwood (A) - Sun 12/5
Round 10 : Melbourne (H) - Sun, 19/5
Round 11 : Adelaide (A) - Sun, 26/5
Round 12 : St Kilda (H) - Sat 1/6 - BrotherDodge
Round 13 : North Melbourne (H) - Sat 8/6 - WCE_phil
Round 14 : Bye Bye
Round 15 : Essendon (A) - Sun, 23/6 - KERRPOW
Round 16 : Hawthorn (H) - Fri, 28/6*
Round 17 : Melbourne (A) - Fri, 5/7*
Round 18 : Brisbane (H) - Fri, 12/7*
Round 19 : St Kilda (A) - Fri, 19/7*
Round 20 : Fremantle (A) - Fri, 26/7*
Round 21 : Gold Coast (H) - Fri, 2/8* - sharps24
Round 22 : North Melbourne (A) - Fri, 9/8* - squashface
Round 23 : Carlton (H) - Fri, 16/8*
Round 24 : Geelong (A) - Fri, 23/8* - ZergMinion


* Date to be confirmed

 

[Truckosaurus]

Do they need to be typed or would a smear of flop sweat, bitter tears and vomit be acceptable?

 

[Keys]

Do they need to be typed or would a smear of flop sweat, bitter tears and vomit be acceptable?

Maybe save that for game day

 

[WCE_phil]

Sign me up for round 13. Last round i'll be here before off overseas for a while.

 

[Monsterdarlz]

I’ll do what ever not fussed

 

[BeornJ]

I'll do round 14.

Or round 8, whichever

 

[KERRPOW]

Can i do round 15 the dons at OS

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Round 5, * the Tiges.

 

[Bender_]

I'll take GWS round 2.

 

[squashface]

Norf in Round 22 pls

 

[Reminiscence]

I'll do vs GC as I'll be at the game.
God speed to the midfield vs that grass eating bull Rowell

 

[TY24]

I‘ll do Round 3 vs the Dogs

 

[sharps24]

Round 21 Gold Coast please, going to be critical for our finals run I feel.

 

[BrotherDodge]

I've written three previews and they've all been 100pt losses, so let's see if I can break the streak with St Kilda in rd12.

 

[ZergMinion]

I'll take round 24 away to Geelong because I have a deep and abiding interest in pain and am planning to publish the definitive work on the subject.

Or maybe I'm just a fan of comedy- horror.