List Mgmt. Welcome Bumped Player Thread, (Pick 69, 2025 Santa Maria)

[Bender_]

 

[bzparkes]

Compelling.

 

[jdisc]

what is this?

 

[bzparkes]

what is this?

List Mgmt. Welcome Bumped Player Thread, (Pick 69, 2025 Santa Maria)​

 

[Bender_]

Already our best bumped player thread.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I thought the judge was very clear you're not allowed anywhere near Santa Maria.

 

[THE A5]

this might be our sexiest player ever

 

[Spange]

He’s really starting to cum on

 

[Lia]

Us to random WAFL commentator

 

[Bender_]

Can't believe we took this guy instead of Jayden Nguyen.

 

[TY24]

Had him in my top 5 rock hard, seasoned men so this is a great result

 

[Boohemian]

It's pointless trying to argue with you about bumped player, but Bumped player is a ****ing spud. We should cut bumped player, should be getting moar possessions, can't believe they missed that third shot on goal it's not my place to say whether a player should be kept on the list or not but we should trade bumped player to Hawthorn in exchange for their third round pick or a trade up to round two and if you check the stats bumped player ran the furthest and had the second most sprint efforts so you can't say that he's not fit he's just a spud and thank you for coming to my ted talk.

 

[Keys]

My first thought on what I should do to this thread

 

[DanWCE]

Mad Monday off to a flyer!

 

[Mr Eagle]

My first thought on what I should do to this thread

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... Kick it in the balls?

 

[lmach]

Don’t you worry about bumped player, let me worry about bumped player

 

[THE A5]

Can't believe we took this guy instead of Jayden Nguyen.

I dunno but I heard this bloke is dating Jaydens sister Jenifer. My sources pretty Jen Nguyen.

 

[RookiePick]

I dunno but I heard this bloke is dating Jaydens sister Jenifer. My sources pretty Jen Nguyen.

Not bad Vishy. You'll make a good dad one day.

 

[Ochre]

Bumped player, he's the one for mine

 

[Bender_]

Bumped player, he's the one for mine

I'm so pissed off I didn't say this.

 

[The Dodger]

Don’t you worry about bumped player, let me worry about bumped player

BUMPED PLAYER?...BUMPED PLAYER?...your not looking at the big picture!

 

[THE A5]

Reckon This kid need to put on 10-5kgs of muscle

 

[FKASC]

It just dawned on me both Wiliem Duursma and Bumped Player may leave or request a trade during the same trade period. It will take the heat of things if they leave together.

 

[Bender_]

It just dawned on me both Wiliem Duursma and Bumped Player may leave or request a trade during the same trade period. It will take the heat of things if they leave together.

Hopefully we can hook Willem up with Bumped Player's sister (or brother, no judgement) to keep him in Perth.

 

[Ochre]

2025 season is over. Phil said if Bumped Player has not signed by now we should all FREAK OUT

I've held my tongue. Bye over EVERYONE needs to freak out. Bumped Player is not staying time for everyone to accept this and move on.

Time for the club to talk to essedon and richmond and put out feelers. Then tell Bumped Player he will not be with us uncontracted. This club needs to stop tap dancing around.

Under NO Circumstancs, Bumped Player should be allowed to stay 2026 uncontracted enabling him to walz into Geelong.

The campaign to trade Bumped Player out starts now. The fantasy trades should start now. Sorry but bye weekend is over and he remains uncontracted. I will campaign for his trade.

This whole lets wait it out and twiddle our thumbs while Bumped Player leads us on is insulting