Well, Bay…the day we’ve all been dreading has finally arrived 😔

[V_23]

Essington has told Bay favourite Adrian ‘Dildoro’ Dodoro to GAGF. I know, I know, as a non-Essendon fan this hurts. Even though the comedy he provided at the trade table will be lost, we can always look back fondly on the lols he gave us along the way. Post your favourite memory of Dildoro running Essington’s list into the ground.

7,000 days, and it couldn’t have been achieved without Dildoro’s enormous contribution.

Vale Dildoro’s List Management career: 1998 - 2023

 

[AvantGardener]

Sadly Essendon are now a chance of winning a final this decade.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Oh no , what's he going to do now? He's only got 3 houses and $1 million in the bank from his 20 year stint.

 

[Dinsdale]

Sadly Essendon are now a chance of winning a final this decade.

I wouldn't go that far, maybe they'll recruit a non-dud, but win a final is way out there

 

[TazHawk15]

A truely sad day for all the other AFL clubs.

Long live the Dodo

 

[V_23]

Oh no , what's he going to do now? He's only got 3 houses and $1 million in the bank from his 20 year stint.

He deserves ten times that for helping keep Essington in the Lol Zone for so long.

 

[Cyclops]

An annual award named in his honour? Worst trade deal gets The Dodo?

 

[AvantGardener]

An annual award named in his honour? Worst trade deal gets The Dodo?

Better start engraving Peter Bells name into the trophy

 

[juice t]

An annual award named in his honour? Worst trade deal gets The Dodo?

Surely it'd go to the winner of Trade Week

 

[James Colorado]

This is the worst day of my life. I never let my mind contemplate this possibility, and now I'm shocked to be sitting here

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Oh no , what's he going to do now? He's only got 3 houses and $1 million in the bank from his 20 year stint.

He should apply for position at carltank because they're even bigger crooks than the bummers.

 

[crazywildhorse]

I initially thought this was about Sam Menegola

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Sam Menegola

Age

32

Ht

189cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.6

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.4

3star

CL

1.7

4star

D

19.6

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.4

2star

CL

1.7

4star

D

18.4

5star

K

9.0

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.8

4star

CL

1.8

4star

retiring officially

 

[James Colorado]

I initially thought this was about Sam Menegola retiring officially

Don't...just don't...you're reminding me of the day Jack Watts rode off into a sunset composed of aquatic mammaries.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Don't...just don't...you're reminding me of the day Jack Watts rode off into a sunset composed of aquatic mammaries.

I’ve been trying to get over it all day. I thought about starting a thread, but couldn’t bring myself to make it official.

 

[FISTO]

Hopefully he taught his replacement everything he knows

 

[Mofra]

Oh no , what's he going to do now? He's only got 3 houses and $1 million in the bank from his 20 year stint.

Winning trade week is worth much more than anything monetary

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I’ve been trying to get over it all day. I thought about starting a thread, but couldn’t bring myself to make it official.

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Already been done

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

An annual award named in his honour? Worst trade deal gets The Dodo?

The Stephen O'Reilly

 

[crazywildhorse]

Already been done

Yeah, I saw the one that you made. But there was still hope another club could of picked him up. But now, with both olden days Geelong and Dorodo out of the picture, it’s really over.

 

[The Sultan]

Hopefully he taught his replacement everything he knows

Thought I read somewhere that he a hand in recruiting his replacement.. So if a dud recruiter, recruits a new recruiter, does that multiple the spudness by itself, infinitely ?

We may see * implode in itself like the Titan sub

 

[James Colorado]

Thought I read somewhere that he a hand in recruiting his replacement.. So if a dud recruiter, recruits a new recruiter, does that multiple the spudness by itself, infinitely ?

We may see * implode in itself like the Titan sub

My concern is that - × - = +

If this occurs here, might as well get ready for the world to end.

 

[zackah]

#indodowetrust

 

[Worm4]

They can now officially start losing trade week again.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Thought I read somewhere that he a hand in recruiting his replacement..

You know he'll just white ant the new guy anyway, to make himself look good/not as shithouse

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Essington has…

s**t, for a moment there I thought you were going to say won a final