What is your favourite saying?

[jerry springer]

What one-liner do you come out with the most?

Mine-

Im as a busy as a palastine rock salesmen
or
Im as toey as a roman sandal

 

[P_D]

As useful as **** on a bull

 

[mantis]

Dikwit.

 

[mantis]

Hey P_D check your PM's.

 

[otaku]

giggling like a schoolgirl with no panties on

 

[statman]

If they stop P,ISS F.ARTING around with the ball

 

[KiNgCliVe26]

Oh shut up mate you dumb little ****

 

[bunsen burner]

sh*t on my chest and call me headmaster.

 

[Santos L Helper]

Get ****ed!

 

[you_idiot]

When asked to do something...

"I'm on it, like a bum on a ham sandwich!"

 

[SonOfScray]

Have a go ya mug
or
Suck his eyes out
or
get ya hand off it
or
strike a light!

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

I need to pee like a ******* racehorse.

Thankyou, Captain Obvious!

If I'm sitting at the bus stop and someone comes up and asks me if I'm waiting for a bus, I usually say "Nah, I'm waiting for the train."

GOD DAMN SH*T ******* CRAP! <--- only used in extreme circumstances.

 

[raskolnikov]

BALL!!

 

[Blues4Life]

Open your eyes you ****ing white/orange maggot

 

[Damp Squarie]

"You can only p*ss with the d*ck youv'e got"

"My back teeth are floatin'" means I need a p*ss

 

[Milkman]

Well paint me black...

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Paint me green and call me Gumby.
Paint me pink and call me a highlighter.
Slap my ass and call me Charlie!

 

[Portmanteau]

Deadset, in the fair dinkum department...

**** the police.

Mother**** the police.

Core blimey.

 

[aggels]

My britishness seems to come out in the strangest of times:

Sod that for a game of soldiers.

 

[mandy]

Get a dog up ya

 

[Majjie]

What a knob jockey

 

[Squeak]

**** me gently

For ****'s sake

You are kidding

 

[Falchoon]

Que Sera Sera

 

[vanders]

Talk to the elbow you aint worth the extension

I crack my own sh*t up, I don't need no man!

 

[Bee]

About as useful as **** on a bull.

**** me sweet.

For ****'s sake.

You don't know your arse from your elbow.