what would you do if...

[aza80]

you staggered home ed at 5am and found chris judd in bed with your missus?

 

[aza80]

breakfast all the way

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Where's the kick the missus out of bed option?

 

[goDees22]

I'd make him a continental breakfast and then kill him

 

[Nozzer]

Where's the "Take blackmail photos and threaten to send them to all the Tabloid papers unless Juddy 'twangs a hammy' when playing your club" option?

 

[thomas hird]

suggest a trade for his missus

 

[Hawks 2011]

ask for an autograph

 

[Lord_Travis]

Yeah disappointed in no "take blackmail photos and threaten to use them unless he comes to play for your club" option.

Gotta go with breakfast, but I'd also get an autograph and then bash in his kneecaps. Wow I never realised I was such a sick bastard....

 

[captain subtext]

sleep on the couch