Where have all the post whores gone ...

[The Old Dark Navy's]

and where are all the gods? Where's the street wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I need a post whore
I'm holding out for a post whore to keep us above the Crows
He's gotta be prolific
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be good with the prose
I need a post whore
I'm holding out for a post whore to keep things right
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

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Folks, we have maintained a constant gap with the leading North Board but the Radelaide Crows are closing fast and about to knock us off into third spot.

This just won't do. Get creative, get posting. Do it for the Blues if it is the one contest we win all year.

 

[King of Ruin]

Plenty of people are on having a whine. As if they aren't boosting the numbers.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

A cheap whine?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Plenty of people are on having a whine. As if they aren't boosting the numbers.

Not enough. The Crows form has them talking up a storm. The Blue Room needs a KoR nonsense-fest.

 

[King of Ruin]

Do it yourself...

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

That's one post. We could just make it belligerent posts towards mods. That will give us 5k in 5 weeks like Carlton's new member drive.

 

[Aphrodite]

Mods can see deleted posts.

 

[Mister Carlton]

Ok.

 

[HBF]

HBF - Present.

 

[Aphrodite]

HBF - Present.

That's the spirit.

 

[HBF]

That's the spirit.

You don't get to this many posts by just hanging around and liking posts. Gotta get stuck in there.

 

[Aphrodite]

You don't get to this many posts by just hanging around and liking posts. Gotta get stuck in there.

Post whore numero uno!

 

[HBF]

Post whore numero uno!

Where have all the years gone!?
September 2002 seems like such a long time ago.
I hadn't even turned 30 when I first joined BF.

 

[Aphrodite]

Where have all the years gone!?
September 2002 seems like such a long time ago.
I hadn't even turned 15 when I first joined BF.

*EFA



Yes time flies HBF

 

[HBF]

*EFA



Yes time flies HBF

It does when you get older.
Can't ******* believe I'm in my 40's.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Where have all the years gone!?
September 2002 seems like such a long time ago.
I hadn't even turned 30 when I first joined BF.

Yeah well I turned 15 in 2002. You DOM.

 

[King of Ruin]

That's one post. We could just make it belligerent posts towards mods. That will give us 5k in 5 weeks like Carlton's new member drive.

I just figured there is enough shit being littered in the front of house, that I don't need to do it out the back. [emoji106]

The usual cycle isn't in order.

 

[Aphrodite]

It does when you get older.
Can't ******* believe I'm in my 40's.

Neither can I.





#Iwish

 

[HBF]

Yeah well I turned 15 in 2002. You DOM.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

See, thread is off and running. I'd like to thank King of Ruin for his initial support.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

Won't you tell me
Where have all the post whores gone...

 

[AceAndy]

Why would the North board have the most posts ?? I imagine there wouldn't be many of them.

 

[AceAndy]

I would have thought the Collingwood board would have the most posters/posts.

 

[AceAndy]

And the Essendon* board always seems quite busy.

 

[AceAndy]

The Crows are about to knock us off.