Where's Jesus ? ?

[oxx]

Is he with you IDGAF?

 

[Wally Matera]

Is he with you IDGAF?

Are you still drinking Oxx? Fk mate, you're on fire!

 

[The Dice Man]

He's in my Cornflakes.

 

[Madtiger2006]

Jesus never existed. The bible is just a fiction book

 

[Hello Newman!]

2 Corinthians 4:4 (Contemporary English Version) 'The god who rules this world has blinded the minds of unbelievers. They cannot see the light, which is the good news about our glorious Christ, who shows what God is like'.

Philippians 2:10 (New King James Version) 'that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of those in heaven, and of those on earth, and of those under the earth'.

 

[Madtiger2006]

2 Corinthians 4:4 (Contemporary English Version) 'The god who rules this world has blinded the minds of unbelievers. They cannot see the light, which is the good news about our glorious Christ, who shows what God is like'.

Philippians 2:10 (New King James Version) 'that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of those in heaven, and of those on earth, and of those under the earth'.

 

[hougie]

Anyone here actually read the bible front to back?

I'm sure someone must've through the course of history at some point.

 

[Shane Hird]

2 Corinthians 4:4 (Contemporary English Version) 'The god who rules this world has blinded the minds of unbelievers. They cannot see the light, which is the good news about our glorious Christ, who shows what God is like'.

Philippians 2:10 (New King James Version) 'that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of those in heaven, and of those on earth, and of those under the earth'.[/QUOTE]

does that include the Hobbits from Middle Earth?

 

[oxx]

Jesus never existed. The bible is just a fiction book

He existed mt.it's just that he wasn't the son of God...as there really isn't a God,so how could he be his son.

"He wasn't the son of God,he was just a very naughty jewish boy"

LMAO@ The psychological embaraasment cast on the child by his parent becoming pregnant out of wedlock and the complex it pased on to young Jesus.

LMAO@"Lets just say it was a miracle and we had no time for marriage."

 

[Leper]

Didn't he retire after the Ashes series?

Last I heard he got a hole in 1 on the 4th at Royal Morack.

 

[IDGAF]

Is he with you IDGAF?

He`s out the back building my hotrod

it`s mainly a love thing .... jesus ...... and my hotrod

di.ck-a dic.k- a dang dang

 

[IDGAF]

He existed mt.it's just that he wasn't the son of God...as there really isn't a God,so how could he be his son.

"He wasn't the son of God,he was just a very naughty jewish boy"

LMAO@ The psychological embaraasment cast on the child by his parent becoming pregnant out of wedlock and the complex it pased on to young Jesus.

LMAO@"Lets just say it was a miracle and we had no time for marriage."

i was going to but i have since thought better of it ... LMAOO