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So I just went to the toilet and everything appeared to be going fine. A nice steady stream was present. On closer inspection there appeared to be a distinct discolouration of the urine; an opaque cloudy white. Apart from the colour the voiding was normal and I've never had this before (22 years).

I doubt I have a UTI because I haven't had any symptoms; fever, stinging, change in quantity or how many times I piss, etc. I haven't changed my diet. I haven't drunk large quantities of milk nor eaten excessively large meals. I don't have any symptoms of kidney problems. I don't have a high BP. So I'm assuming it's just phosphaturia?

Anyone have this before/know why I would get it now?

No... It isn't sperm. :p
 
Could be sperm


I pissed instead of cumming when I first batted off ironically, that's probably for the confession thread though.
 

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Invigoration said:
Could be sperm


I pissed instead of cumming when I first batted off ironically, that's probably for the confession thread though.
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Wait wut. On your first whack ever you pissed? You must have thought that was the norm for a while haha.
 

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I was wrong, it's definitely a UTI/STD and it stings like shit. FML.
 
Notorious_29 said:
Wait wut. On your first whack ever you pissed? You must have thought that was the norm for a while haha.
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I was only a young tacker, I didn't really know wtf was going on tbh.

It started out with my older brother and his mate (they would have been probably year 7, so that makes me about grade 4/5) telling me about something that happened on the school camp they'd just returned from. They all must have slept in like a big communal room/bunk house/pedos dream house sorta thing. Anyway during the night one of the weird kids proceeded to bat off in his sleeping bag next to my brother, much to his horror.
My brother and his mate were just laughing while they were re-telling this story, saying how ****ed it was that this kid couldn't even last one night away from home without churning the butter.
So I laugh, nod my head and agree with them while I pretend to know what the **** I have just heard or why in hell this guy would see the need to "beat" his penis. Now my mind was obviously racing with thoughts about this secret club and its mysterious rituals, I just had to find out what I was missing out on, in my case through trial and error.

I retreat to the bathroom, drop my little Stubbies school shorts and proceed to sort of poke my penis in a sort of 'Butters poking Paris Hilton's snatch' type of way. Anyway I got the hang of it after the while, I had managed to form an erection and I was beating quite vigorously without really knowing what to expect. It kinda felt pretty good and I had an ominous feeling I was building towards some sort of marvellous conclusion. Clearly I was clenched up and pushing too hard while trying to force said magical conclusion, because before I knew it I'd shot an almighty torrent of urine from my erect penis all over the bathroom sink.
So I'm just standing there, pretty much like this;
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wondering what the **** just transpired. My first thought is to question what the hell is wrong with that kid that he saw an overwhelming need to do such a thing on his school camp. It didn't really feel that good and it made an awful mess, I wasn't particularly sure this was a club I wanted to join. Up went the Stubbies shorts, I quickly cleaned up the mess and then never spoke word of the incident occurring until now.

I guess I just didn't try it again any time soon because I can't recall ever doing it like that again. I gather by the next time I went at it I was a little wiser about what I was actually doing, I probably had some sort of sexual desire by that stage as well which I think was a crucial missing ingredient of my first attempt as a 10 year old.

So yeah, on my first whack ever... I pissed. Don't be hatin'
 
Invigoration said:
I was only a young tacker, I didn't really know wtf was going on tbh.

It started out with my older brother and his mate (they would have been probably year 7, so that makes me about grade 4/5) telling me about something that happened on the school camp they'd just returned from. They all must have slept in like a big communal room/bunk house/pedos dream house sorta thing. Anyway during the night one of the weird kids proceeded to bat off in his sleeping bag next to my brother, much to his horror.
My brother and his mate were just laughing while they were re-telling this story, saying how ****ed it was that this kid couldn't even last one night away from home without churning the butter.
So I laugh, nod my head and agree with them while I pretend to know what the **** I have just heard or why in hell this guy would see the need to "beat" his penis. Now my mind was obviously racing with thoughts about this secret club and its mysterious rituals, I just had to find out what I was missing out on, in my case through trial and error.

I retreat to the bathroom, drop my little Stubbies school shorts and proceed to sort of poke my penis in a sort of 'Butters poking Paris Hilton's snatch' type of way. Anyway I got the hang of it after the while, I had managed to form an erection and I was beating quite vigorously without really knowing what to expect. It kinda felt pretty good and I had an ominous feeling I was building towards some sort of marvellous conclusion. Clearly I was clenched up and pushing too hard while trying to force said magical conclusion, because before I knew it I'd shot an almighty torrent of urine (not that I was to know though) from my erect penis all over the bathroom sink.
So I'm just standing there, pretty much like this;
231.jpg

wondering what the **** just transpired. My first thought is to question what the hell is wrong with that kid that he saw an overwhelming need to do such a thing on his school camp. It didn't really feel that good and it made an awful mess, I wasn't particularly sure this was a club I wanted to join. Up went the Stubbies shorts, I quickly cleaned up the mess and then never spoke word of the incident occurring until now.

I guess I just didn't try it again any time soon because I can't recall ever doing it like that again. I gather by the next time I went at it I was a little wiser about what I was actually doing, I probably had some sort of sexual desire by that stage as well which I think was a crucial missing ingredient of my first attempt as a 10 year old.

So yeah, on my first whacked ever... I pissed. Don't be hatin'
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Epic post is epic :D:thumbsu:
 

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Nah, I cleaned out any possible residue in the morning and the piss was in the afternoon. No arousal all day :mad:

It's definitely someone else because when I took another piss it stung like shit and was still white :(

EDIT: Good story Invigoration.
 
Ahaha, thats some seriously funny shit. Props to you Invig for having the guts to share that.
 
woopedazz said:
Nah, I cleaned out any possible residue in the morning and the piss was in the afternoon. No arousal all day :mad:

It's definitely someone else because when I took another piss it stung like shit and was still white :(
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Go to the doctors...
 
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