Nick Daicos VS 100 Apes
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Think Tank Who would win?
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Nick would win.
Think about it, Apes are stupid, most of 'em would probably fight each other while Nick only has to keep his distance, until they tire out.
Think about it, Apes are stupid, most of 'em would probably fight each other while Nick only has to keep his distance, until they tire out.
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Shutup D/H
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How about 100 Nicky's vs 1 Ape in a contested marking contest?
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What's racist about apes?
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Are we talking about the little shits like macaques or the chad gorillas?
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The question is not well defined. "Apes" comprises two different taxological families, including Hominidae.
So, "Apes" also includes humans, extant species and otherwise.
So, "Apes" also includes humans, extant species and otherwise.
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Ok, chimps are actually in the same taxonomic family as humans.
But addressing the question you are trying to ask, no one is beating a full grown, male chimp. You'll find a lot of ridiculous notions about a chimpanzee's strength online, but the reality is it's about 150% that of a human. What chimps also have is sharp and elongated canine teeth with very strong jaw muscles, and the way they fight is to go for the opponents eyes, testicles, and hands with those teeth. If a human fights a chimpanzee (more so if it's a male), the human won't want to survive the encounter.
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Humans are smarter than Chimps. That's why they live in trees and eat twigs while we live in homes and eat bulls.
Besides how would one get hold of Daicos anyway, he'd just bork 'em.
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Humans being smarter than chimps is why we don't fight them. A chimp will always win, absent of a technological advantage to the human (i.e. a gun). And they don't eat twigs, they use them as tools to get the food they want.
Humans being smarter than chimps incidentally is due to early hominids (still after the most recent common ancestor with chimps) learning to swim, having a greater variation in diet, and learning to use fire to cook meat. All factors in the cognitive revolution.
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Doesn't matter how powerful they are, he would outsmart them.
BTW, they do eat twigs, and insects and each others shit.
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Chimps use twigs as tools to obtain termites, more than as a food source itself (my mistake earlier, as they do so on occasion). They also use twigs to clean detritus from out of their teeth. Chimpanzees are omnivorous, though most of their diet consists of vegetable matter and insects; when they eat from a tree, it tends to be fruit and roots.
The only way to outsmart a chimpanzee in your ludicrous scenario is to avoid them. They will not spend all day fighting each other like you seem to think they do. While chimpanzees are one of the few species that kill their own kind for pleasure (humans topping that list), if they are all from the same troop with an established hierarchy they will not do so, and will focus upon the interloper, i.e. Nick Daicos.
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The other day you were going to beat up a swan, now it's chimpanzees
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What is wrong with you, man?
The other day you were going to beat up a swan, now it's chimpanzees
#concerning
JC runs an underground chimp fight club in his spare time
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James Colorado the chimp expert, you never know what Bay13 posters are knowledgeable about.
JC if you want to study really smart chimps, have a look at this, one of my favourite shows as a kid (and adult).
JC if you want to study really smart chimps, have a look at this, one of my favourite shows as a kid (and adult).
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Just a BSc in it (it was my third degree).
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Go and shoot a pig with Ablett the animal lover.
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