Why is Dirk so ugly?

[scooterselwood]

why?

 

[HSSB]

Why is the sky blue?

 

[pgrabar]

Hey Scooter - let's see your pic so we all can give it a score. You must look like Brad Pitt.

 

[haterade]

Why do you think these are the only type of chics he pulls?

 

[creamygoodness]

As far as 7ft Germans go, he's alright. Better looking than Kaman.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

agree with post above, hes a 7 foot german, what did you really expect, not everyone can be as dreamy as kyle korver haha

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Someone owes Dirk an apology.

 

[givemethecure]

Someone owes Dirk an apology.

Just look in to those "come to bed so I can strangle you" eyes.

 

[PHX]

Where did the headband go? Sexiest thing to ever happen to Dirk.

Also never realised he had teeth like Mr. Ed.

 

[givemethecure]

Where did the headband go? Sexiest thing to ever happen to Dirk.

Also never realised he had teeth like Mr. Ed.

Those are efficient, Deutsche teeth.

 

[DoubleA]

Dirk is sexy timez. Just like dirk Idol

 

[DoubleA]

And no I dont apologise for the size and I hope you read it at work.

 

[Cruiser23]

Now that is sexy...

 

[Copulator]

He was covceived rectally