Elton Johns Wig
Premiership Ruckman
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The management company of league heavyweight Elton Johns Wig are here tonight to proudly announce that world class donut chain Daniels Donuts have come to terms on a 5 year personal player sponsorship agreement with EJW.
This sponsorship came to light after what was the 234th game of EJW's qooty qareer.
Playing in the OOBs win against the Gumbies today, for the first time EJW registered absolute donuts. But a low point has turned into a financially beneficial arrangement for the champion CHB (and premiership ruckman as U2tigers knows me)
In unrelated news, there seems to be some sort of leak coming out of the OOBs camp that EJWs jersey and shorts are up two sizes.
DANIELS DONUTS - LOVE AT FIRST BITE
This sponsorship came to light after what was the 234th game of EJW's qooty qareer.
Playing in the OOBs win against the Gumbies today, for the first time EJW registered absolute donuts. But a low point has turned into a financially beneficial arrangement for the champion CHB (and premiership ruckman as U2tigers knows me)
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In unrelated news, there seems to be some sort of leak coming out of the OOBs camp that EJWs jersey and shorts are up two sizes.
DANIELS DONUTS - LOVE AT FIRST BITE