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other day i ran into an ex gf of mine........was my 1st love we were together two years but it ended badly. not long after we broke up i punched the crap out of her new bf (who was supposed to be a mate) in front of her resulting in her slapping me in the face threatening to call the cops if i ever touched him again.


whats been the most dramatic breakup you have had?
 
kwame said:
other day i ran into an ex gf of mine........was my 1st love we were together two years but it ended badly. not long after we broke up i punched the crap out of her new bf (who was supposed to be a mate) in front of her resulting in her slapping me in the face threatening to call the cops if i ever touched him again.


whats been the most dramatic breakup you have had?
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Guys like you stay losing. Can't stand jealous ex bf's, you have been replaced get over it you hack.
 

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The only boyfriend i regret and cannot stand was someone i went out with ten years ago. He was a jealous psycho and we had many bad break ups.

Normally i don't hold a grudges against people but I do with this guy.
 
Ive always believed you can re create the worst break up by simply underpaying or not paying a prostitute. Its a similar theory. When breakups go bad most of the time it comes from the fact someone feels like they have been underpaid in the relationship given what they put in. Most of the time it is the female thinking along the lines of "I took a dump on his chest and all I got in return was this jumper" and they feel that by inflicting emotional or physical pain on him it will get them on even terms as far as the giving and taking in the relationship went.

The worst breakups involve people trying to break even

Im Dr Charlie.
 
Big Cox said:
Ive always believed you can re create the worst break up by simply underpaying or not paying a prostitute. Its a similar theory. When breakups go bad most of the time it comes from the fact someone feels like they have been underpaid in the relationship given what they put in. Most of the time it is the female thinking along the lines of "I took a dump on his chest and all I got in return was this jumper" and they feel that by inflicting emotional or physical pain on him it will get them on even terms as far as the giving and taking in the relationship went.

The worst breakups involve people trying to break even

Im Dr Charlie.
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So we should get our pimps to bash our ex to get our payment?
 
Wall-E you buy your clothes from Myers and Rivers. You couldnt even afford a pimp for your goldfish. Ultimatelt your also a man. Do your own dirty work. I can understand when a female calls in help. Shes weak and helpless. Your not. Man up and do the dirty work yourself. Never fear though. You can escape all bad breal ups if you follow BCs breakup plan

Its a rather lengthy process at times but you can console yourself by the fact you will end the relationship looking like the bigger person, potential for **** buddy, and during the break up plan you will probably be having the best sex in the relationship

Now the BC break up plan has a mandatory 2 week cooling off period and a mandatory 2 week heating up period for every year you been together. Kwame for example has 2 years so he needs 4 weeks of heating up and 2 weeks of cooling off

Heating up involves one thing really. Laying it on thick. Be the most loving, attentive boyfriend you can possibly be. Buy her flowers, say you want to up the ante in the bedroom, go on a holiday and plough some brains out, go out to dinner etc. Its costly but it can be fun if you are with the right girl. After the 4 weeks of dinners, possible 3somes and flowers you enter the 2 week cooling off period

Two week cooling off period is about one thing. Being glum and dull. Be downbeat, look tired, be a tad cranky. 1 week into the cooling off period have the "where are we going" talk. Make sure you control the conversation and that you dont find a answer. If she wants to up you want to go down, if she wants to go left you want to go right. Just become the opposite of what she is. A few days later comes the final break up. Explain how in the month before hand you tried taking the relationship to the next level but it didnt work out. You want different things etc. the normal BS one throws out in these cases. Shes gonna realise you put in a effort to break up with her, be thankful and look at you with a heroic glaze. You are a warrior. You were the one trying to save the relationship. You leave town a hero.

Problem with instant breakups from nowhere is they seem planned and selfish. Oddly enough the planned breakups are the ones that seem instant and respectful and draw the most respect from her. Next time you break up with someone put some thought and effort into it because well you get rewarded for it at the end of the day. How or when depends on who you are with and how long you are with them for. She thinks your a great guy still so she could buy you a ticket to one of her friends bedrooms or maybe set you up with someone better than her.

Its the ultimate theory in life. You start at the bottom and work your way to the top and never is it truer in the case of women. Upgrade women as each relationship goes by and most of the time the best way to upgrade is to use the old software and with her help simply get a new upgrade disc
 
kwame said:
other day i ran into an ex gf of mine........was my 1st love we were together two years but it ended badly. not long after we broke up i punched the crap out of her new bf (who was supposed to be a mate) in front of her resulting in her slapping me in the face threatening to call the cops if i ever touched him again.


whats been the most dramatic breakup you have had?
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The sands of time and finding new love distort the memory when it comes to remembering old GFs for me.

I had one painful break up about 7 years ago, but there was no drama.

FWIW - They say it takes 18 months to recover from a broken heart
 
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The bf was supposed to be a mate of Kwame's so really the **** deserved it.
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yeah thats exactly it......he was consoling me when we broke up being a good mate then 5 mins later they are together.
 

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kwame said:
other day i ran into an ex gf of mine........was my 1st love we were together two years but it ended badly. not long after we broke up i punched the crap out of her new bf (who was supposed to be a mate) in front of her resulting in her slapping me in the face threatening to call the cops if i ever touched him again.


whats been the most dramatic breakup you have had?
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ROFL, My story is exactly the opposite, i had the shit beaten out of me after i went out with a mate's ex.

Funny times, maybe it was you who beat me up?

Anyway, never really had a dramatic breakup of my own. Though an ex once bit me in a drunken rage. Was also very painful but very funny looking back.
 
the incident was a while ago now so am well over it but did take me a long time being my first love and 20yo when we broke up. guy was shit scared of me after that though.......would cross the street to avoid me at times
 
Have a feeling i have a break up coming up, she's been acting very weird. Almost scarily like the "cooling off period". Although we had the "where are we now" and didn't come off too badly.
 

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My first love took me through a cooling off period. Too young, moving out, back home with mother, still love you, we can stay together but ....

I was alone in our unit, just started a new job that I could not concentrate on. Met her in the city before she started work every single day. Then one day ... I think I need to be single for a while.

A few days later she confessed that she slept with my cousin on the ground in a forest. I saw him with her and we had a slanging match but this was in the middle of Brisbane. Not about to assault someone there. Bastard. He knew how much I loved her.

Anyway they lasted about a week, and I followed her around like a lost puppy totally humiliating myself for weeks trying to get her back before I realised it was a lost cause.

Never again have I allowed myself to be humiliated like that.

Funny thing is I had a couple of major loves in my younger days, including this one. Both went cold on me and broke my heart. Both returned to my life at varying intervals after that, and this time I was in control. I was flattered by their attention again but could not trust them, and ended up realising that I had outgrown them, and walked away in a better position than they were in.

I still love them in a way, but not the them that I know now ... the them that I loved way back then. More of an ideal than the person I guess.

My advice to everybody. Listen to your brain. You know when it is over. Don't hang on too long regardless of how much you love them, as your bitterness and ability to get over it is directly linked to how humiliated you feel out of the whole ordeal.
 
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A few days later she confessed that she slept with my cousin on the ground in a forest. I saw him with her and we had a slanging match but this was in the middle of Brisbane. Not about to assault someone there. Bastard. He knew how much I loved her.
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Strong story. What a **** though.
 
yeah navys i know what you mean when you talk about embarrassing yourself.......did that a fair few times over this girl. next serious relationship i entered into though i think i sabotaged due to the hurt caused by my 1st love. didnt treat her how i should have.....mates always came 1st kept her at arms length
 
Power King said:
How are you and your cousin now?

A friend doing that is one thing, but family? **** me...
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r dub 19 said:
Strong story. What a **** though.
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Well it wasn't one of those blood cousin deals. My Dad and his step dad were best mates their whole lives. My step mom and his Mum were best friends when they were young. Kind of weird that they all paired up down the track like that, meeting in completely different ways. Anyway, we spent a great deal of time growing up around each other, and the various parents were always Uncles and Aunties, you know the deal.

So yeah, not blood cousins, just brought up that way. He didn't like it when I told her in front of him that he was still pissing his pants when he was 12 years old ... awake in broad daylight as well. :D

Oh, this happened in 1990. We haven't spoken since. Hope he got his nuts chopped off in a harvester somewhere. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
 

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