Roast Ya Gotta Hate

[Aphrodite]

The lady of many thumbs

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Choosing new glasses. SO HARD.

 

[Sublime]

Choosing new glasses. SO HARD.

Just pop the lenses out of some 3D movie glasses. They're so hot right now.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Just pop the lenses out of some 3D movie glasses. They're so hot right now.

Cheers for the advice, but I feel like it's flawed.
a) I'm not a hipster and
b) how would I get the lenses I need INTO the glasses once I pop the plastic out?

 

[King of Ruin]

Cheers for the advice, but I feel like it's flawed.
a) I'm not a hipster and
b) how would I get the lenses I need INTO the glasses once I pop the plastic out?

You forgot.

c) Sublime, is not helpful.

 

[HBF]

No footy until tonight.
Thankfully normal programming resumes next weekend.

 

[King of Ruin]

No footy until tonight.
Thankfully normal programming resumes next weekend.

Can only look forward, after this absolute mess of a round 1.

Hope never again, we get such a shitty round 1 draw.

 

[Sublime]

Cheers for the advice, but I feel like it's flawed.
a) I'm not a hipster and
b) how would I get the lenses I need INTO the glasses once I pop the plastic out?

Oh you don't put lenses back into them, that's not fashionable.

 

[Sublime]

You forgot.

c) Sublime, is not helpful.

d) Correct!

 

[Silvagnis]

When you can't get to that piece of coconut that is stuck inbetween your upper rear molars.

 

[King of Ruin]

When you can't get to that piece of coconut that is stuck inbetween your upper rear molars.

Coconut doesn't mix well with beer.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Oh you don't put lenses back into them, that's not fashionable.

So, like, I won't be able to see at all? But I'll look cute?
You might be onto something here!

 

[Silvagnis]

Coconut doesn't mix well with beer.

Drink champagne.

 

[Sublime]

So, like, I won't be able to see at all? But I'll look cute?
You might be onto something here!

You'll look ravishing, and because you can't see, so will every other guy! Will make meeting guys ever so much easier.

This could be revolutionary.

 

[King of Ruin]

Who needs vision.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

You'll look ravishing, and because you can't see, so will every other guy! Will make meeting guys ever so much easier.

This could be revolutionary.

This could work.

 

[Sublime]

Who needs vision.

Is that how your courting routine works?

 

[Mister Carlton]

Misleading tags on youtube videos. Tricking google algorithm.

 

[JamisonRun40]

Friends that are mentally ill accusing you of all sorts of things like hacking into their computer.

Friends who invite you to a free movie (that you actually want to see) then turn around and say oh I want to take this new guy I met only to turn around again and say no I didn't ask him do you still want to come along.

BTW the two incidents are not the same friend.

 

[Aphrodite]

You need new friends JR40!

 

[Sublime]

Friends that are mentally ill accusing you of all sorts of things like hacking into their computer.

Friends who invite you to a free movie (that you actually want to see) then turn around and say oh I want to take this new guy I met only to turn around again and say no I didn't ask him do you still want to come along.

BTW the two incidents are not the same friend.

Sounds like you need to look up the dictionary meaning of friend. That's pretty shitty.

 

[BlueBelle]

Friends that are mentally ill accusing you of all sorts of things like hacking into their computer.

Friends who invite you to a free movie (that you actually want to see) then turn around and say oh I want to take this new guy I met only to turn around again and say no I didn't ask him do you still want to come along.

BTW the two incidents are not the same friend.

Re the first one, just remember they are mentally ill I know it's not an excuse but mental illness is a real sickness. I bet they didn't mean to accuse you

 

[Sublime]

Re the first one, just remember they are mentally ill I know it's not an excuse but mental illness is a real sickness. I bet they didn't mean to accuse you

Yes but also no one should have to deal with that sort of accusation, regardless. Definitely no excuses.

 

[Silvagnis]

People who read in the toilet.

 

[Sublime]

People who read in the toilet.

What else are we supposed to do during a 20 minute toilet break?