Roast Ya Gotta Hate

[King of Ruin]

You work!

Yes, I work.

How else do I pay for my delicious beer?

Would it surprise you, that I actually work at schools?
That's right!! I'm in charge of your kids, wellbeing.

 

[Aphrodite]

Bit rich coming from you

I am a lady of leisure and rightly so.

Have paid my fair share of taxes since the 80's and still do.

 

[Aphrodite]

Yes, I work.

How else do I pay for my delicious beer?

Would it surprise you, that I actually work at schools?
That's right!! I'm in charge of your kids, wellbeing.

I don't have any kids!

 

[Sublime]

Yes, I work.

How else do I pay for my delicious beer?

Would it surprise you, that I actually work at schools?
That's right!! I'm in charge of your kids, wellbeing.

Surprise isn't the word!

 

[King of Ruin]

I don't have any kids!

Well, that's lucky.

Was just throwing it out there, for any who do have kids.

 

[King of Ruin]

Surprise isn't the word!

You aren't the first and probably not the last to say this.

 

[happydude]

I imagine IT is the gym teacher in the 22 jump street remake

 

[Sublime]

You aren't the first and probably not the last to say this.

Wait is this 'school' actually AA?

And is 'work' just you turning up there?

 

[King of Ruin]

Wait is this 'school' actually AA?

And is 'work' just you turning up there?

Quitting, is for pussies.

 

[pepalenko]

People calling you about non existent technical issues with your internet from an ISP that isnt your ISP.

 

[King of Ruin]

People calling you about non existent technical issues with your internet from an ISP that isnt your ISP.

Did you just get angry with them or play around??

Love wasting these douche bags time, ask them what they want you to do, then just sit and watch TV or something.

 

[HBF]

I imagine IT is the gym teacher in the 22 jump street remake

Nah, i'm tipping either Accounting or something legal.
Teaching that would send anyone to drink......

 

[happydude]

Nah, i'm tipping either Accounting or something legal.
Teaching that would send anyone to drink......

Sure he is some kind of coach or sports guy had something to do with basketball too...

 

[Silvagnis]

Waking up with bloody mozzie bites on my feet.

Beats stepping in dog crap that some refuse to pick up.

 

[HBF]

Beats stepping in dog crap that some refuse to pick up.

You need to be more careful A_McKay

 

[BlueBelle]

Having a drunk coach kids... Great school!

 

[Silvagnis]

You need to be more careful A_McKay

HBF , You shouldn't be above your responsibility as a dog owner. Unless he was doing the business on a home of a politician.

 

[HBF]

HBF , You shouldn't be above your responsibility as a dog owner. Unless he was doing the business on a home of a politician.

I simply refuse to pick up dog turds and carry them home in a plastic bag like a trophy.
He never shits on the footpath and the way I take him it's always on council land.

In my old house I would find dog turds on my nature strip and I was happy enough to scoop them up with a shovel and chuck them in my bin.

 

[King of Ruin]

Having a drunk coach kids... Great schools!

 

[HBF]

David Spade.

 

[King of Ruin]

David Spade.

He's an inch taller than you, isn't he?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Multi focal glasses messing with me. Keep falling over

 

[Sublime]

Multi focal glasses messing with me. Keep falling over

Seriously, can we put a gopro on your head for a day?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Seriously, can we put a gopro on your head for a day?

YES!!!! That's an amazing idea.

 

[King of Ruin]

YES!!!! That's an amazing idea.

It will probably straighten you up so you don't fall over, so maybe not a good idea.