Yeah, so like

[Lenny*]

God came to me in a vision last night, he said that he is going to make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights or something, he said:

"Lenny* go forth and procure two animals of each species and maketh sureth theyth arth ofth theth oppositeth sexth. I will then allow the Richmond football club supporters to drown the world in spittle, before casting them back downeth to earthth like the turds they are"

**** I thought - where am I going to get enough wood to complete this most important and superly awesome task. I started to panick, hallucinate, speak in tongues ("2011 we will win the flag") and then it dawned on me - good old spoon kilda.

Yeah, so like its a matter of life and death for me and all the lovable animals except for the ones that swim and panda bears because they're a disgrace of an animal and should be harvested to make chinese herbal medicine, so give me all your wooden spoons.

Thanks

 

[sauce_head]

God came to me in a vision last night, he said that he is going to make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights or something, he said:

"Lenny* go forth and procure two animals of each species and maketh sureth theyth arth ofth theth oppositeth sexth. I will then allow the Richmond football club supporters to drown the world in spittle, before casting them back downeth to earthth like the turds they are"

**** I thought - where am I going to get enough wood to complete this most important and superly awesome task. I started to panick, hallucinate, speak in tongues ("2011 we will win the flag") and then it dawned on me - good old spoon kilda.

Yeah, so like its a matter of life and death for me and all the lovable animals except for the ones that swim and panda bears because they're a disgrace of an animal and should be harvested to make chinese herbal medicine, so give me all your wooden spoons.

Thanks

An unusual post.

Fear not, young lamb, for you will have a piece of wood to call your own at the season's end. If that is not enough, use all the membership cards were thrown away after last week's slaughter; they float.