Think Tank YOUR 3 WORST TEAMS IN ORDER AND WHY

[rapidfire7]

I'LL START..

1. CARLTON - BUNCH OF LOUD MOUTH, COCKY AND SLIMY CHEATS. STRONG EVIDENCE THEY WERE PASSING AROUND BROWN PAPER BAGS LONG BEFORE 2001, AND STOLE THE '95 FLAG FROM US. OWNERS OF THE WORST JUMPER IN THE LEAGUE AFTER GOLD COAST, AND ONE OF THE MOST IRRITATING SONGS.. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY ARE JUST COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS WITH JOBS. OH, AND DID I MENTION TANKING??

2. RICHMOND - AN UGLY AND TERRIFYING SUPPORTER BASE WITH A PACK MENTALITY. THE ONLY SUPPORTERS WHO WITHOUT EXCEPTION, GET LIPPY WITH ME JUST FOR SITTING AND MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. THEY ARE SO EVIL, THAT THEY EVEN TURN ON THEIR OWN, WHEN THINGS AREN'T GOING THEIR WAY. HONESTLY, THEY MAKE PIES SUPPORTERS LOOK ALMOST SOPHISTICATED.

3. WEST COKE - A SICKENING CULTURE OF DRUG ABUSE THROUGHOUT THEIR HISTORY, WHICH WOULD PUT ANYTHING ESSENDON EVER GOT UP TO TO SHAME. WERE PUMPED UP ON ALL SORTS JUICE IN THE 1990s. CHEATED US OUT OF 2 FLAGS AND THEIR CLUB SONG IS THE WORST PIECE OF MUSIC EVER WRITTEN.

YOU?

 

[JoinDate]

Thanks sooz.

 

[Mofra]

Caps lock is not your friend

 

[the avoca drover]

SHUT UP D/H

 

[STPer18]

OK I LOL'D.

 

[Tiger2709]

I'LL START..

1. CARLTON - BUNCH OF LOUD MOUTH, COCKY AND SLIMY CHEATS. STRONG EVIDENCE THEY WERE PASSING AROUND BROWN PAPER BAGS LONG BEFORE 2001, AND STOLE THE '95 FLAG FROM US. OWNERS OF THE WORST JUMPER IN THE LEAGUE AFTER GOLD COAST, AND ONE OF THE MOST IRRITATING SONGS.. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY ARE JUST COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS WITH JOBS. OH, AND DID I MENTION TANKING??

2. RICHMOND - AN UGLY AND TERRIFYING SUPPORTER BASE WITH A PACK MENTALITY. THE ONLY SUPPORTERS WHO WITHOUT EXCEPTION, GET LIPPY WITH ME JUST FOR SITTING AND MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. THEY ARE SO EVIL, THAT THEY EVEN TURN ON THEIR OWN, WHEN THINGS AREN'T GOING THEIR WAY. HONESTLY, THEY MAKE PIES SUPPORTERS LOOK ALMOST SOPHISTICATED.

3. WEST COKE - A SICKENING CULTURE OF DRUG ABUSE THROUGHOUT THEIR HISTORY, WHICH WOULD PUT ANYTHING ESSENDON EVER GOT UP TO SHAME. WERE PUMPED UP ON ALL SORTS JUICE IN THE 1990s. CHEATED US OUT OF 2 FLAGS AND THEIR CLUB SONG IS THE WORST PIECE OF MUSIC EVER WRITTEN.

YOU?

1 Geelong - I'd rather a Carlton Jumper over a Geelong any day.

2. Geelong - I go to Richmond games and have lovely chats with opposition supporters and rarely see any trouble apart from the dangerous half time stampede by Cats supporters to Richmond station when Geelong play us in finals, maybe its just you?

3.Geelong - Well Geelong made sure that they were getting the good stuff for their flags in the early 2000's so all's fair I would have thought?

4. Fix your f@cking keyboard your caps lock is stuck, or maybe you're just rude?

You?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Thanks sooz.

My guess is that it's Stabby/Nakia/King Cold and one of that unhinged Unit's Eliases

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

YOU?

1. Geelong 1989-1995
2. Geelong 2008
3. Geelong 2020

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Scats, scats and scats!

 

[bh90210fan]

3. WEST COKE - A SICKENING CULTURE OF DRUG ABUSE THROUGHOUT THEIR HISTORY, WHICH WOULD PUT ANYTHING ESSENDON EVER GOT UP TO TO SHAME. WERE PUMPED UP ON ALL SORTS JUICE IN THE 1990s. CHEATED US OUT OF 2 FLAGS AND THEIR CLUB SONG IS THE WORST PIECE OF MUSIC EVER WRITTEN.

YOU?

 

[Purple Suit]

3 - West Choke 2022 Edition. Worst season ever by a WA club (2 wins) & under 60% percentage.
2 - Weak Coast 2023 Edition. Worst season ever by a WA club (1 win) & under 55% percentage.
1 - Weak Chooks 2024 Edition. Worst season ever by a WA club (0 wins) & under 50% percentage (coming soon).

 

[Dinsdale]

A quick edit with a case converter will fix all that shouting.

Anyhow, just 1 for me, Essenscum*, because reasons.

 

[Feraligatr]

Why are you yelling at me?

But I'll play

1 - Carlton: brown paper bags, John Elliot, paying off umpires. Need I go on. Also big 4 rival.

2 - Essendon: another big 4 rival. I was ambivalent to them before the drug saga now its all guns blazing.

3 - Collingwood. I don't actually hate them it's just that they are the other of the big 4 and it always feels good to beat them.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

1 Essendong (Growing up as a teen in the 90s in North Ringwood was hell, esp after the 1993 Grand Final and teenage/high school girls swooning over how dreamy Gavin Wanganeen was (footy's Justin Bieber)

2 Colonwood (no explanation needed)

3 Kardashimond Shit club, shit players, shit fans. Brooke and Trent are far worse than Kim and Kayne as their best lol

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

teenage/high school girls swooning

 

[Triggering Tiger]

1 Essendong (Growing up as a teen in the 90s in North Ringwood was hell, esp after the 1993 Grand Final and teenage/high school girls swooning over how dreamy Gavin Wanganeen was (footy's Justin Bieber)

2 Colonwood (no explanation needed)

3 Kardashimond s**t club, s**t players, s**t fans. Brooke and Trent are far worse than Kim and Kayne as their best lol

 

[Sqotty from office works]

1/kats= not good enough to get 16 flags
2/jilong = not good enough to get gazza of drugs
3/corio bay catz = can't build a proper ground.

 

[the avoca drover]

1/kats= not good enough to get 16 flags
2/jilong = not good enough to get gazza of drugs
3/corio bay catz = can't build a proper ground.

Have you always hated the Cats or only since you moved to Coriostan?

 

[Coach_Required]

Hmmm i sense more than just bitterness

1992 West Coast v Geelong
1994 West Coast v Geelong
1995 Carlton v Geelong
2020 Richmond v Geelong

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Have you always hated the Cats or only since you moved to Coriostan?

Just moved due to work.
New home NEAR Lappinville
And yes it's ordinary.

 

[the avoca drover]

Just moved due to work.
New home near Lappinville

Chiltern?

 

[_Mike_]

 

[the avoca drover]

Just moved due to work.
New home NEAR Lappinville
And yes it's ordinary.

Hope you like frosts, because they have some rippers.
Still better than Coriostan.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Hope you like frosts, because they have some rippers.
Still better than Coriostan.

Will miss bass Strait terribly

 

[the avoca drover]

Will miss bass Strait terribly

But not the Geelol supporters