your DREAM lover??

theorangeapple · Nov 5, 2003

what would they look like???

I think most girls have strong opinions and guys dont really give a toss. thinking in terms of height, eye colour, skin, hair etc
i'd be interested in your views.

raskolnikov · Nov 5, 2003

a pulse

lioness · Nov 5, 2003

He's about 5 foot 8, blue green eyes with long eyelashes, a nice light tan, a bit on the skinny side but nice and toned.........hmmmm yes a guy like that would suit me.

Oh wait, I have him.

carlyp · Nov 5, 2003

Oh this is easy!!! Great topic!

Ok, He's about 5'9 maybe 5'10 and he has big blue eyes and long eyelashes and a sexy smile. He's not fat but he definately skinny, he is kinda stocky without the fat bit. He has to have big red cheeks and olive skin. Im not fussed on whether he has brown hair or blonde but I love curly hair on a guy!
I know where he is too, I live with him. Too bad he has a girlfriend!

Zombie · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by carlyp
Oh this is easy!!! Great topic!

Ok, He's about 5'9 maybe 5'10 and he has big blue eyes and long eyelashes and a sexy smile. He's not fat but he definately skinny, he is kinda stocky without the fat bit. He has to have big red cheeks and olive skin. Im not fussed on whether he has brown hair or blonde but I love curly hair on a guy!
I know where he is too, I live with him. Too bad he has a girlfriend!

Sounds like that Australian Idol guy

carlyp · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by Zombie
Sounds like that Australian Idol guy

Um let me see

Shannon

Guy

Millsy

which one

????

Zombie · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by carlyp
Um let me see

Shannon

Guy

Millsy

which one ????

Guy, sounds like you were trying to describe him.

carlyp · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by Zombie
Guy, sounds like you were trying to describe him.

Yeah I think he's attractive. Didnt even realize that i was describing Guy when I was describing my dream lover!

Mooster7 · Nov 5, 2003

5'8"? 5'9"? Why don't you girls look at the circus or munchkin land? I'm 5'9" and a half!! so HA!

And what's the freakin' deal about long eyelashes? Do you want to breed children who can keep the rain off their cheeks? Or is there a special sexual 'wink' technique we're not aware of?

Me? I'm not so shallow as to be interested in a female's body type. Rather, I'm intereseted in her mind, heart and soul. Just so long as she's hot...and can agree to the following terms:

1. 'Shut up' is the cutest thing that you do. Do it often.

2. Spend my money. I don't care. I like it when you are out of the house - even if it's spending my money. Don't come home and show me what you bought. It's not interested in the debris women collect.

3. Don't buy me anything. You dont know what I want. I don't want to have to fake liking female debris. I'll buy my own stuff.

4. If there are dates you want me to know about. Post these on the fridge permanently. Make a note beside each date what the hell it is e.g. birthday, anniversary, etc.

5. I'm not going to your mom's house for anything - ever.

6. I do the cooking. I'll even clean the dishes. Stay the hell out of my kitchen unless you are getting a beer for me (which is the second cutest thing you do).

7. There are two bathrooms. One is mine, one is yours. My toilet seat is up, I have pictures of tanks in my bathroom. Shut up, and worry about your own bathroom.

8. I work nights. That means I can have a beer at 7 O'Clock in the morning. That's my evening. I can also have a beer at noon. That's my late night. I can also have a beer at 5 P.M. Afterall, that's evening. Shut up.

9. I'll play my guitars any time I want. I may go sit in with a band at a bar, and not come home until...whenever. If you're afraid I'm picking up, tag along and be my groupie. Otherwise....don't ask.

10. Your stupid friends can come over, drink beer, and talk about sports anytime they want. So can my stupid friends. Shut up.

11. We'll have two TV's. I won't make you watch my shows, and guess what....?

12. I may decide to take off for the weekend to go bowhunting, or take a roadtrip to a tank museum. Stay home and plan something with your friends. You can come with me if you want. Do you want to look at tanks? Gut a deer?

13. I have guns. They will stay loaded. I will teach you how to shoot them. I will teach you about gun safety. Or...you can leave them alone. Otherwise, shut up.

14. I will never hurt you. But if you ask me to talk about my feelings, I will throw you out the door - quickly followed by all of your female debris.

15. Yes, I love Australian Rules and NFL Football. I'll teach you about it if you want. If not, shut up. And YES my Kansas City Chiefs and Richmond Tigers shrines will be staying on the wall.

16. Don't ask me about past girlfriends or the time Santos sent his monkeys after me.

That's about it. Any takers?

anonymous Joe · Nov 5, 2003

Broadie hollands dream lover is his hand. it baffles me given how hot his misses is.

CharlieG · Nov 5, 2003

Mooster, you have a certain way with words.

Ghostwriter · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by carlyp
Oh this is easy!!! Great topic!

Ok, He's about 5'9 maybe 5'10 and he has big blue eyes and long eyelashes and a sexy smile. He's not fat but he definately skinny, he is kinda stocky without the fat bit. He has to have big red cheeks and olive skin. Im not fussed on whether he has brown hair or blonde but I love curly hair on a guy!
I know where he is too, I live with him. Too bad he has a girlfriend!

Your father?.

Tigers_Goddess · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by Mooster7
my Richmond Tigers shrine will be staying on the wall.

Mooster that's the only thing I'd agree too

PeteLX · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by jozeph
Your father?.

mattyc2422 · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by Mooster7
If not, shut up. And YES my Kansas City Chiefs and Richmond Tigers shrines will be staying on the wall.

mantis · Nov 5, 2003

Over 6' 2" at least, preferably 6'5", slim, but muscular, with great abs, blonde hair, brown or green eyes, must have a great smile & expressive, kind, smiling eyes.

pazza · Nov 5, 2003

Someone with a great and bubbly personality, a great sense of humour and can hold a real conversation (real meaning serious topics).

A love of sport would be handy too!!

PeteLX · Nov 5, 2003

I like 'em with dark hair, olive complexion, blue eyes (not that important, but hey), and the ability to dance for very long periods.

Good sense of humour, positive outlook and intelligence make the person infinitely more sexy.

prized bitch · Nov 5, 2003

Chris Judd....

Nic · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by Mooster7
That's about it. Any takers?

I'm in love.

Nandoz · Nov 5, 2003

175 cm
brunette
medium rack
sweet ass.

mantis · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by Nic
I'm in love.

What's his name? Mooster's going to be crushed.

carlyp · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by jozeph
Your father?.

Ha ha your very funny. Infact that was so funny i forgot to laugh!

Nic · Nov 5, 2003

Originally posted by mantis
What's his name? Mooster's going to be crushed.

If only he was taller.

marcuz · Nov 5, 2003

My gf is my dream lover..................Now that she has left the room i will nominate Ali Landry

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