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[RoOGrrrl]

Okay, 'Dad joke' alert:

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Why was the Blonde who had just had twins confused ?


She wasn't sure who the mother of the second baby was !!!

 

[WAFLfan1969]

The cute young female Year 3 Primary School teacher was having issues with Little Johnny, each morning the kids would play a word game Day 1 the letter A, everyone gives a word and Little Johnny's word arsehole...Day 2 the letter B and little Johnny says Bitch, the teacher is worried about the letter C so she thinks Day 3 we will try the letter U, little Johnny's turn and Johnny says Urinate, well done little Johnny says the teacher.... To which Little Johnny pipes up and says yeah Dad says Urinate but if you had bigger **** you'd be a 10

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Okay, 'Dad joke' alert:

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

Terrible !!!!

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do you call a girl with one leg either side of a river (apart from talented that is)?


Bridgett !!

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do call a bloke with a car licence plate attached to his head?


Reg

 

[RoOGrrrl]

What do call a bloke with a car licence plate attached to his head?


Reg

And you said my joke was terrible?

 

[WAFLfan1969]

And you said my joke was terrible?

That is a classic "Reg"

 

[WAFLfan1969]

And you said my joke was terrible?

I have saved another terrible joke as well

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Can a naked man with no arms hitchhike ?



Yes, but only if he is really excited about where he is going

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Thank you Roo !!!

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?


A Pouch Potato !!!

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Couldn't open those, SB.

Yeah they were embedded in an email, I've tried to get them to display but cbf'd anymore . I'll post something else later.

 

[Maddox]

How to speak Irish:

Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked

(Say it fast)

 

[Maddox]

For Sale:

A dead Budgie. Not going cheap.

 

[Maddox]

Q. What's red and smells like blue paint?

A. Red paint.

 

[Maddox]

Q. What do you call a Mexican leaving a hospital?

A. Manuel

 

[Maddox]

Q. What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

A. Carlos

 

[Maddox]

Q. How do you circumcise a whale?

A. Send down four skin divers.

 

[Maddox]

Hopefully this one doesn't go over everyone's head.

Q. What rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

A. Dr Dre.

 

[Maddox]

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "You drive, I'll man the gun".

Okay that one was bad

 

[RoOGrrrl]

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "You drive, I'll man the gun".

Okay that one was bad

That one's my favourite!

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Three holes in the ground



Well well well

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What is an Owls favourite subject at School?


Owlgebra

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Why was Six scared of Seven ?



Because Seven was a Registered Six Offender