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"WHY I WON'T WIN THE ALF"
I won't kick enough goals!
 

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The Filth Wizard lacks the FIGJAM quality. He sometimes exerts it, but is still too relaxed at times. He needs to look at his own reflection in a lake and fall in love with what he sees looking back at him. Then, and ONLY then, can he play FF.
 
Pffft.

Just a lake, okey?

I look up into the sky and the stars instantly form the constellation I have dubbed 'Sexy Filthy Gorgeous Face'.

The stars you cant see behind you are crossing their fingers, making the statement null and void.

Rank Total Player
1: 41 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 37 COONEY (DEM)
3: 37 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 35 CROWEATER (WON)
5: 35 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
6: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
7: 33 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
8: 32 FRED (ROY)
9: 32 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
10: 29 JUGGALO BA (LVB)

Well well.
 
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The stars you cant see behind you are crossing their fingers, making the statement null and void.

Rank Total Player
1: 41 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 37 COONEY (DEM)
3: 37 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 35 CROWEATER (WON)
5: 35 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
6: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
7: 33 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
8: 32 FRED (ROY)
9: 32 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
10: 29 JUGGALO BA (LVB)

Well well.

Ten players you should avoid looking in the eye.
 
The stars you cant see behind you are crossing their fingers, making the statement null and void.

Rank Total Player
1: 41 BENGWATKIN (BOM)
2: 37 COONEY (DEM)
3: 37 BONCER34 (DRA)
4: 35 CROWEATER (WON)
5: 35 UNCLE_LEO (FUR)
6: 35 INVINCIBLU (CIW)
7: 33 TARKYN_24 (HAW)
8: 32 FRED (ROY)
9: 32 MANNUMPOWE (SWA)
10: 29 JUGGALO BA (LVB)

Well well.

Ten players least likely to remember to pick you up at the airport because they had to stop for a haircut.
 

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