Your ethically questionable behaviours

[Bomberboyokay]

I often when leaving a lift run my hand down the buttons to select every floor...

Hello Bart Simpson

 

[bresker]

"Big companies making big profits - eh, all OK"

They're completely beholden to their shareholders; they squeeze their suppliers & use gambling to get every last cent of profit. I consider eating their produce without paying for it a small but justifiable act of rebellion. I eat their loose dates too. Sticking it to THE MAN

 

[Ashton Agar]

I often when leaving a lift run my hand down the buttons to select every floor...

Whatever did happen to the "things I do just to be a dick" thread? That would have fitted in nicely.

 

[zimma]

Hello Bart Simpson

Sadly it amuses me just as much to see someone walk into the lift as I get out now at 25 as it did at age 10....

 

[Leper]

I successfully bribed a policeman last night. Win win.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Strange about stealing from coles/woolworths

However as you knobs know woolworths is self insured. So every cent stolen factors into price. Its already estimated on what % they'll lose in theft and added to price. So when you steal its not simply thought as a cost of doing business. Its added up to large sum. Under-written to the company of the chocolate bar and then calculated into profit. So in the end your all paying fot everyones theft.

So im summary. Stop ******* me over please.

I play with my phone at lights in traffic

I try to take every possible toilet break at work. Im not paid to s**t at home

I tease my girlfriends cat. Like if were lauing down ill poke it and hide behind my girlfriend and the cat stares down girlfriend.

I slept with a married lady knowing she was married. I was just in a dry run

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I work at a $2 by myself, so I open and close, and I've closed early twice. Once because I was so tired from only getting 2 hours of sleep the night before, and another time to head to the Australian Open.

 

[Xtreme]

There is number high enough.

The only thing that will stop me is if my tv/dvd/hard drive etc blows up that will prevent me from watching it!

 

[JuddsABlue]

They're completely beholden to their shareholders; they squeeze their suppliers & use gambling to get every last cent of profit. I consider eating their produce without paying for it a small but justifiable act of rebellion. I eat their loose dates too. Sticking it to THE MAN

Why are you even in a Woolies store then? Unless your sole purpose is to steal a candy bar I'm sure theyre still delighted to have your profitable business

 

[bresker]

I can't resist their fresh food promise and cheep cheep prices

 

[Bunk Moreland]

People who don't pick up after their dogs are unfit to own animals.

Not really. It doesn't harm the dog at all. They don't give a s**t.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

They're completely beholden to their shareholders; they squeeze their suppliers & use gambling to get every last cent of profit. I consider eating their produce without paying for it a small but justifiable act of rebellion. I eat their loose dates too. Sticking it to THE MAN

Just not shopping there would cost them a lot more than a chocolate bar. How much do you spend there?

All theft does is get your local store manager whacked, and the supplier told to come up with more theft-proof packaging (at their own expense of course, lower margins for them).

 

[Keys]

Not the ones at the corner of William and James St!

Haha. I've been caught out at that one too

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Not really. It doesn't harm the dog at all. They don't give a s**t.

Well, actually they do. It's what half the thread has been about.

 

[Freofalcon]

Go through the 15 items or less aisle with 16 items.

 

[Damon_3388]

Liking TISM.

#Straya

 

[peternorth]

I work at a $2 by myself, so I open and close, and I've closed early twice. Once because I was so tired from only getting 2 hours of sleep the night before, and another time to head to the Australian Open.

you disgust me.

which 2$ shop may i ask?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

you disgust me.

which 2$ shop may i ask?

Big $2 in Bayswater

 

[blunt_tiger]

The things I say and do during and after binge drinking

 

[Borry]

Shop at Woolies and Coles.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Big $2 in Bayswater

brb coming in today to check you out (no homo)

I don't do anything ethically wrong. If it was against my ethics I wouldn't do it

 

[Beavis07]

Support St Kilda

 

[volcboy]

Live a Western lifestyle, which would take more than 2.5 Earths to support if everyone on the planet did it.

 

[Vapor]

It appears that I may be ethically questionable for not giving a single iota of excrement about the Triple J Top 100

 

[rippersnipper]

Test out the grapes before taking a bunch