Banter 2015 Free for All - opposition welcome. Alleged sighting of giants in Sydney's outer west! (p83)

[Moggy]

Can you get him to kick for goal as well?

Well, Tom is SUCH a good bloke he often provides gifts to opposition forwards in the form of kick-outs from full back.

 

[Pie eyed]

 

[Pie eyed]

 

[Premier Pies]

Oh really? So barracking for Collingwood makes you superior? Now I'm beginning to understand what makes you Pies peeps tick.

EFA

 

[Gungadin]

Cats have caused the extiction of many birds and plant life worldwide. Nothing cute about them.

......as have Texaco, BP and Shell

 

[Magpie Girl]

Haha a cat pretending to be a magpie!
Too funny

 

[Masked Magician]

Not sure where else to post this, but in light of recent updates on Gambling in the AFL, I have heard that 3 certain players who've left us in recent years, A certain #13, #39 and #17... All absolutely love a punt and throw away a lot of $$... Especially #17 and #39...

 

[NT.Thunder]

Only reason Chris Scott took the job I think

 

[Maggie5]

I predict you + meto will get married

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[Vicky Park]

Is it safe to return to this thread yet? I suppose yesterday's posters are in school ATM.

 

[NT.Thunder]

Holly crap, a ruptured testicle. I'm struggling to type just thinking about. Wishing Kelly all the best.

He'll be doing Marcel Marceau impersonations while he recovers from that

Man that's gotta hurt! Do you ever recover from this injury? Will he ever be complete again. RIP James Kelly 2015

 

[Hello Kitty]

Can you get him to kick for goal as well?

He can't kick goals any more, not since he did his collar bone.

 

[Hello Kitty]

Well, he is a Pies supporter, like my entire family (except my dear old Dad).

Who did your Dad follow, Vicky? Poor guy, outnumbered by his family

 

[Hello Kitty]

Nice way to prove you're mental with pictures.
Super sexy, Aussie chick magnet Holden GTR versus imported, medically altered, spray tanned American hooker attracting farm machinery.

UR Med ess hetter comrade.

Bold - Thank you Pie eyed, I'll take that as a compliment. I don't have a Ford though, cause I don't live in Geelong, consequently I'm not your stereotype.

Italic - Super turn-off to me
Holden GTR =

Underlined - NFI what you're saying

German - Yes, you are right, this is me -

 

[Magpie Girl]

He can't kick goals any more, not since he did his collar bone.

Why does he kick goals with his collar bone?

 

[Hello Kitty]

You wait till she gets started on the Hawks, Vicky!!
Oh boy!!!

But I'm absolutely revoltingly vile to the poos + wees - I despise them!

I'm being friendly + pleasant here

 

[Hello Kitty]

There was no Geelong at the time of the Big Bang-up Do at the Grace Darling.
There was a small possum mustering concern in the area, but only to sate the sexually repressed convict cat lovers from old Blighty.

Hang on there Pie eyed - bulls!t doesn't baffle brains! Geelong was founded before Collingwood. Might be a good idea to get your history straight before continuing

 

[Hello Kitty]

What's ol' Blighty got to do with this?

... and don't call me "Darling"

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! You are in fine form as usual Teri

 

[Hello Kitty]

SquishyKitty Isn't that Varcoe in the second pic, showing off his elite running patterns? Looks to have had far too much coffee!

Varcoe? If you say so Teri But I thought Varcoe was booted from Geelong, so we could get someone who could actually play footy

 

[Hello Kitty]

The first cat in space!

 

[Hello Kitty]

oops!! have been out and just catching up. I'll hand it over to you- time for dinner. Guess what we're having tonight??

Yum!!! That's our third favourite dish, after Hawks Stir Fry + Fockers Stew!

 

[Snag Breac]

Haha a cat pretending to be a magpie!
Too funny

While all the time it's actually a fascist dictator moggie whose storm troopers have marched off into retirement. One or two of the remaining wrinklies are prepared to bust their balls for a win, but a flock of feral young magpies will come over the top of them on Friday night.

 

[Hello Kitty]

It's not working CriskO

 

[Ketchup]

Varcoe? If you say so Teri But I thought Varcoe was booted from Geelong, so we could get someone who could actually play footy

is footy some form of eating competition?

 

[Hello Kitty]

Just cos!

Bet you're sooooooooooooooooo jealous!