Official Match Thread S20 Round 11 - East Side Hawks v Dragons FFC at Waverley Park

[HaroLad]

Day 3, and we're still on page 2.. Just forfeit already, Hawks. Please. That's all you deserve. Unless you can show me otherwise..

No, they should fold. Seriously.

 

[HARPSichord]

This upsets me greatly.

 

[Andonis1997]

*yawn*

 

[Hate]

Official presentation of the the team that will be winning this weeks game begins here:

Dragons FFC Official Team Sheet
B: WAG, RookieListed, Gibbsy
HB: jenny61_99, Catatonic Shock, HARPSichord
C: Andonis1997, Danoz, The Half Back
HF: Determinant, HaroLad, Ljp86
F: Gee Dub, The Filth Wizard, Noobz0r
Foll: Hate, LCynic, chefmeister
I: Moo, Pie 4 Life

Changes:
No changes.

 

[HARPSichord]

And we have already won the banter.

 

[HaroLad]

I'm fairly sure they've had 3 posters as of Wedensday afternoon.

That has to be some kind of record for the last 4-5 seasons.

 

[Mr Eagle]

My awesomeness is equivalent to 10-12 plebs.

 

[The Half Back]

My awesomeness is equivalent to 10-12 plebs.

So you're the equivalent of the rest of your entire side?

 

[Citroin]

But aren't all the big SFA events on your calendar?

I'm sorry, I don't follow mate. The Hawks have never experienced an wooden spoon while I've been here. Deal with it.

Bullshit, we both now you're lying. pantskyle can tell you "How much fun the Bears are" and it's true, whilst everyone knows the Hawks are a desperate, struggling side with 3 posters.

At least I didn't leave because my team mates wanted me to.

 

[The Half Back]

I'm sorry, I don't follow mate. The Hawks have never experienced an wooden spoon while I've been here. Deal with it.

Yet.

 

[HaroLad]

At least I didn't leave because my team mates wanted me to.

Let's face it, the Bears were playing you in the Back Pocket every week, and you were their most numerous poster. That's basically begging you to leave.

 

[go you pups]

So........What's been happening dudes?


Last time I checked we played like 7 away games in a row and we lost them all. Thank **** I rock up and it's a home game




#GeauxHawks

 

[The Half Back]

So........What's been happening dudes?


Last time I checked we played like 7 away games in a row and we lost them all. Thank **** I rock up and it's a home game




#GeauxHawks

You must've last played in like season 8 because no one knows who you are...

 

[go you pups]

You must've last played in like season 8 because no one knows who you are...

I'm new around here


Well last seasons new


So yeah still new

 

[The Half Back]

I'm new around here


Well last seasons new


So yeah still new

Hi, my name is The Half Back*, nice to meet you.




*not my real name.

 

[Danoz]

I'm new around here


Well last seasons new


So yeah still new

Gand-Alf?

 

[Gentlemen]

Generic "we're more active, therefore we're better"

If anything the Hawks have been more entertaining so far.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You must've last played in like season 8 because no one knows who you are...

I know go you pups.

Talks like a drongo.

Sweet kid though.

 

[Hate]

Generic "we're more active, therefore we're better"

If anything the Hawks have been more entertaining so far.

Come on, man. It's been weeks since the Dragons beat the Furies... Time to get over it. Perhaps we can organise a BBQ for Hawks and Furies players sometime next week?

 

[Clint Beastwood]

I'm fairly sure they've had 3 posters as of Wedensday afternoon.

That has to be some kind of record for the last 4-5 seasons.

Make that four, impressive, isn't it? And craigos will be around soon, he's still hungover from the GF.

 

[go you pups]

I know go you pups.

Talks like a western suburbs bogan

Fixed

Sweet kid though.

 

[Gentlemen]

Come on, man. It's been weeks since the Dragons beat the Furies... Time to get over it. Perhaps we can organise a BBQ for Hawks and Furies players sometime next week?

Might get a bit awkward for me and Tarkyn_24

Like going to an ex's wedding.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Fixed

You're my favourite Bulldogs supporter. After Igloo and some others who escape me.

Easily top ten.

 

[The Half Back]

You're my favourite Bulldogs supporter. After Igloo and some others who escape me.

Easily top ten.

You only say that because you can't name 10 bulldogs supporters.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I have it on good authority okey is scripting his third post as I type this and it includes the following:
- a rebuttal to my previous post.
- a reference to how he's the best FF in the HOF.
- a list of reasons why NKOTB were better than the Backstreet Boys.
- a list of reasons why N*Sync where better than NKOTB.
- a tag of Juggalo Balla who is watching his inbox for tags from okey as the admin decision enters it's second month.
- something about how Tarks is a turncoat flog.
- a reference to some obscure okeyjoke media thread.
- a namecheck to whomever the Dragons named as FB (it's RookieListed, okeydoke7).
- the lyrics to the NKOTB "classic" Hangin' Tough.
- an indictment on Dragons posters using activity as a form of banter.
- a callout to the dozen Dragons that haven't posted yet.

He will then start preparing his post match whinge at the "mystery simmer".