Official Match Thread Season 22 - Round Three - Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors at The Golden Throne

[DapperJong]

I don't know any of the Royals players.

 

[Wosh]

Okay - Where are we?

The Golden Throne?

What is that? A giant toilet? I don't get it? Is it like a golden shower thing?

What they see





What everyone else sees

 

[Wosh]

I don't know any of the Royals players.

You're not missing much

 

[Paddles_]

The Warriors lost to the Wonders, who lost to the Royals.

Therefore Warriors < Royals

Pack it up and go home everyone, we've already won this week.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Trust me you don't want those ones, I baked them special

Can you bake me up some with Viagra?

I'd like to stiffen up our defence.

 

[Frankston Rover]

The Warriors lost to the Wonders, who lost to the Royals.

Therefore Warriors < Royals

Pack it up and go home everyone, we've already won this week.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Ask your parents.

 

[Paddles_]

You know they say that all teams are created equal, but you look at the Royals and you look at the Warriors and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But the Royals are genetic freaks and we're not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating us. Then you add BigJoeD_ to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See this Sunday, at the Golden Throne, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but we, we got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Packedlunch KNOWS you can't beat us and he's not even gonna try!

So Warriors, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus our 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take our 75% chance of winning, if we were to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, we got 141 2/3 chance of winning this Sunday. See Warriors, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the Golden Throne.

 

[boncer34]

Coney Island Warriors?

Who?

Hi pal.

 

[Blacky]

I don't know any of the Royals players.

That's ok, we don't know you either.

 

[Blacky]

It will be an exciting match this week between two teams that played in four combined finals and won exactly zero.

 

[DapperJong]

That's ok, we don't know you either.

Yes you do, you voted for me.

 

[Blacky]

Yes you do, you voted for me.

How did you know?

 

[DapperJong]

How did you know?

Wait first you say you don't know me then you are able to draw a pic of my penis?

 

[Paddles_]

Wait first you say you don't know me then you are able to draw a pic of my penis?

DapperJong? More like CrookedDong!

 

[Blacky]

Wait first you say you don't know me then you are able to draw a pic of my penis?

I was drawing your nipple

 

[DapperJong]

y'all are obsessed with my body and it's something I'm used to

 

[Blacky]

y'all are obsessed with my body and it's something I'm used to

You're quite the attraction

 

[DapperJong]

You're quite the attraction

i make myself hard

 

[RedVest4]

Coney Island Warriors?

Who?

Get out

 

[Frankston Rover]

You know they say that all teams are created equal, but you look at the Royals and you look at the Warriors and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But the Royals are genetic freaks and we're not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating us. Then you add BigJoeD_ to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See this Sunday, at the Golden Throne, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but we, we got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Packedlunch KNOWS you can't beat us and he's not even gonna try!

So Warriors, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus our 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take our 75% chance of winning, if we were to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, we got 141 2/3 chance of winning this Sunday. See Warriors, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the Golden Throne.

WTF is this shit?

It will be an exciting match this week between two teams that played in four combined finals and won exactly zero.

We've won finals before. We made a Grand Final. You can only dream of getting that far.

 

[Paddles_]

WTF is this shit?

 

[Blacky]

WTF is this shit?



We've won finals before. We made a Grand Final. You can only dream of getting that far.

In other words you've accomplished exactly nothing.

 

[Frankston Rover]

In other words you've accomplished exactly nothing.

Yeah who wants to make a Grand Final...

 

[Wosh]

Yeah who wants to make a Grand Final...

Exactly, it's not whether you win or lose..it's getting there that matters!

 

[Blacky]

Yeah who wants to make a Grand Final...

You sure you're not a Docker fan?