Official Match Thread Season 22 - Round Three - Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors at The Golden Throne

[RU_]

The Gold City Royals are coming off a decent and their first win of the season last week against the Wonders, while the Warriors are still trying to hit their straps with their second loss in a row against the Bears.

I'll edit in the stats and the like probably tomorrow afternoon. It's been a big weekend and I have work tomorrow.

Captains please have your team sheets in by 11:59 PM Melbourne time on Thursday the 11th of August with everything correct.

Also, here's a smiling otter.

 

[Paddles_]

Shotty winning

 

[Blacky]

My heart goes out to The Warriors. Really seems like the club is struggling at the moment.

 

[Magpies2010]

I lost $20 betting on these blokes with odds from the Van_Waterhouse agency. Talk about getting off on the wrong foot

Hope I can get some payback when we notch up our second win on Sunday

 

[BigJoeD_]

Coney Island Warriors?

Who?

 

[Paddles_]

Coney Island Warriors?

Who?

They have come out in droves to greet you again

 

[Footypie32]

I wouldn't say that Otter is smiling. It looks to me like he has just seen the Warriors team sheet and is repulsed by it. He's holding up is little paws to stop the pathetic-ness from burning his tiny Otter eyes.

Shame on you, Warriors. What did that Otter ever do to you?

 

[J Shuttlesworth]

Well that's the first quarter won by the looks of it.

Carry on.

 

[Packedlunch]

They have come out in droves to greet you again

I hope you're not relying on inside info from that treacherous flog to beat us. He didn't have a ****** clue what the hell was going on. Check our finals record for proof!

Plus I think the fatty stole all our biscuits on his way out.

 

[J Shuttlesworth]

I hope you're not relying on inside info from that treacherous flog to beat us. He didn't have a ****** clue what the hell was going on. Check our finals record for proof!

Plus I think the fatty stole all our biscuits on his way out.

What kind?

It will determine the severity of this alleged crime.

If they were Scotch Fingers you can't blame him really.

 

[Blacky]

Plus I think the fatty stole all our biscuits on his way out.

They definitely vanished when he left

 

[Benwah83]

I hope you're not relying on inside info from that treacherous flog to beat us. He didn't have a ****** clue what the hell was going on. Check our finals record for proof!

Plus I think the fatty stole all our biscuits on his way out.

So THAT's where all the biscuits got to? GOD DAMMIT

In other news, the Hazardous Waste Decontamination team have finally finished cleaning out the No. 12 locker at Coney Island. Seriously big job - the highlight being the controlled detonation of a box labelled 'BJD's Dignity'.

 

[Freofalcon]

I hope you're not relying on inside info from that treacherous flog to beat us. He didn't have a ****** clue what the hell was going on. Check our finals record for proof!

Plus I think the fatty stole all our biscuits on his way out.

He stole my faith in Humanity, that's what he did.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Plus I think the fatty stole all our biscuits on his way out.

Don't be like that PL... as usual I left the soggy one for you

And I'm big boned dammit!

 

[toxic]

Oh dandy

BJD and the pretenders

there is nothing royal about the royals

 

[Wosh]

Coney Island Warriors?

Who?

Must be exciting for you to finally post in a Warriors thread you actually belong in.
Nice crown, did you get it from the toliet store?
#royalflush

 

[Packedlunch]

What kind?

It will determine the severity of this alleged crime.

If they were Scotch Fingers you can't blame him really.

It was the coconut crusted pink and delicious iced vovo's goddamnit!

He's not human!


I bet you can't even look me in the eye BigJoeD_



* don't look at me

 

[Packedlunch]

Don't be like that PL... as usual I left the soggy one for you

And I'm big boned dammit!

You will be if you line up at full back

 

[Wosh]

It was the coconut crusted pink and delicious iced vovo's goddamnit!

He's not human!


I bet you can't even look me in the eye BigJoeD_



* don't look at me

I think when most people look at you it's not your eyes they focus on..

He think they got our iced vovo's but what he got was the iced vulvas



The Swamprats provided the chocolate sprinkles

 

[Paddles_]

I think when most people look at you it's not your eyes they focus on..

He think they got our iced vovo's but what he got was the iced vulvas

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The Swamprats provided the chocolate sprinkles

One where's the iced vovo's and two, give me the iced vovo's

 

[Frankston Rover]

I think when most people look at you it's not your eyes they focus on..

He think they got our iced vovo's but what he got was the iced vulvas

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The Swamprats provided the chocolate sprinkles

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Okay - Where are we?

The Golden Throne?

What is that? A giant toilet? I don't get it? Is it like a golden shower thing?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Isn't it great when the competition pans out this way?

Our club is off to a tough start. Our banter has been strong but on field, we've been a bit disappointing.

What we need is a team that can give us confidence.
What we need is a team we can bully both mentally and physically.
What we need is a team built on failure.
What we need is a club that is a laughing stock.
What we need is a team so bereft of any sort of talent, we can't possibly lose.

And we draw the Royals.

Thank you, Qooty God's, thank you.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Okay - Where are we?

The Golden Throne?

What is that? A giant toilet? I don't get it? Is it like a golden shower thing?

I think it's supposed to be a joke. But then the club as a whole fills that criteria...

 

[Wosh]

Trust me you don't want those ones, I baked them special