Official Match Thread Season 37, Round 3 – Heritage Round - East Side Hawks v Roys FFC at Wally Centre of Excellence

[Mobbs]

Mooch to a back pocket! Sensations all round.

1 : 18.32 - <<< Mooch is coming on to replace windyhill >>>

Aristotle Pickett becomes another single goal scorer for the Roys

1 : 20.37 {rBP} - vanders streaming down the ground.
1 : 20.42 {rBP} - Crunching tackle by Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 20.46 {lFP} - The ball is now with Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 20.5 {lFP} - This could be a goal to Aristotle Pickett .
1 : 20.52 {lFP} - Shepherded through for a goal.

 

[boncer34]

1 : 17.45 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 is celebrating but it's been touched off the boot.
East Side Hawks : 3.6.24
Roys FFC : 3.0.18

What'd I just ******* say.

 

[MP_]

You’ve been saying that for 5 seasons now

And as soon as I say it I get the ball and we get goals.

 

[Mooch]

That’s why there was suspiciously large betting on MrsEddieBetts to kick a bag at ChippyBet

You have a leak at your club

Oh believe me that's not the only leak. We get Tena pads delivered weekly by the truck load.

 

[Mobbs]

I'm getting massacred by jackenny

 

[boncer34]

pass the ball to me campaigners

 

[Phar Ace]

Think I run like the winded

 

[Mooch]

Mooch to a back pocket! Sensations all round.

1 : 18.32 - <<< Mooch is coming on to replace windyhill >>>

Aristotle Pickett becomes another single goal scorer for the Roys

1 : 20.37 {rBP} - vanders streaming down the ground.
1 : 20.42 {rBP} - Crunching tackle by Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 20.46 {lFP} - The ball is now with Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 20.5 {lFP} - This could be a goal to Aristotle Pickett .
1 : 20.52 {lFP} - Shepherded through for a goal.

I demand words with the coach.

 

[MP_]

That’s why there was suspiciously large betting on MrsEddieBetts to kick a bag at ChippyBet

You have a leak at your club

Better check their colostomy bags

 

[Callums_Guns]

1 : 17.45 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 is celebrating but it's been touched off the boot.
East Side Hawks : 3.6.24
Roys FFC : 3.0.18

tries do it all by himself compared to the greatest team play of the season

1 : 23.43 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns is now off and running.
1 : 23.47 {CHF} - He handpasses to boncer34.
1 : 23.51 {rFP} - Sees Shermy ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 23.53 {rFP} - Shermy takes the mark on the second attempt.
1 : 23.57 {rFP} - So Shermy ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 24.01 {rFP} - Shermy lines up the sticks.
1 : 24.06 {rFP} - And Shermy gets it.
East Side Hawks : 6.6.42
Roys FFC : 4.0.24

 

[MP_]

Ok Kevin Bartlett

 

[Zoops]

1 : 12.54 {lW} - Zoops fumbles that horribly and 3KZ is Football runs away with it. How embarrassment.

 

[MWPP]

2 : 25 {C} - Itsmyshow was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
2 : 25 {C} - The ball is bounced and DERRINALPHIL gets the tap.
2 : .07 {rW} - Taking the ball is Loonerty.
2 : .1 {CHF} - He just bombs away in the direction of boncer34 and Ed_Gein.
2 : .13 {CHF} - Great hands from boncer34 taking the mark.
2 : .18 {CHF} - Now boncer34 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : .22 {CHF} - boncer34 bounces the ball.
2 : .24 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Callums_Guns.
2 : .28 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns outbodies Eat Fresh and takes an easy mark in the end.
2 : .32 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns has possession.
2 : .36 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
2 : .4 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to MP_.
2 : .42 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards boncer34.
2 : .46 {CHF} - Ed_Gein claims the mark but its play on.
2 : .51 {CHF} - boncer34 slowing down the play.
2 : .55 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Callums_Guns.
2 : .57 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns can't take it.
2 : 1.01 {rHBF} - Eat Fresh dances around Callums_Guns.
2 : 1.05 {rHBF} - Eat Fresh has time to take a bounce.
2 : 1.09 {rW} - Eat Fresh has another.
2 : 1.12 {rW} - Zoops gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
2 : 1.15 {lW} - Zoops with a little space.
2 : 1.19 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards Loonerty.
2 : 1.23 {rW} - Loonerty takes the mark one-handed.
2 : 1.26 {rW} - Loonerty has it.
2 : 1.3 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards Zoops.
2 : 1.34 {lW} - Zoops makes great ground and takes the mark.
2 : 1.38 {lW} - Now Zoops has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 1.4 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Strigoi.
2 : 1.44 {lW} - Strigoi didn't see that tackle coming from royboy2.
2 : 1.48 {rW} - 3KZ is Football has it.
2 : 1.52 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Pure Grunt.
2 : 1.57 {lW} - Handballs to Phar Ace.
2 : 1.59 {lW} - He's run a long way - penalised.
2 : 2.03 {rW} - Loonerty looks downfield.
2 : 2.07 {lHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Callums_Guns.
2 : 2.09 {lHFF} - Howzat? Great mark to Callums_Guns at full stretch to his left.
2 : 2.13 {lHFF} - With the ball is Callums_Guns.
2 : 2.17 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns is crunched in a tackle.
2 : 2.21 {lHBF} - Mobbs looks downfield.
2 : 2.25 {lHBF} - Mobbs bounces the ball.
2 : 2.28 {rW} - Long raking kick in the direction of 3KZ is Football.
2 : 2.31 {rW} - A mark to 3KZ is Football.
2 : 2.35 {rW} - So 3KZ is Football ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 2.4 {C} - A long looping handpass to Pure Grunt.
2 : 2.42 {C} - He involves royboy2 in the play.
2 : 2.46 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Mike.
2 : 2.5 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 2.54 {lHFF} - Handballs to Mike.
2 : 2.56 {lHFF} - Mike goes all the way.
2 : 3 {lHFF} - _Mike_ just scrapes it in for a goal.
East Side Hawks : 6.6.42
Roys FFC : 5.0.30
2 : 3.05 {C} - MP_ had that ruck contest all to themself.
2 : 3.11 {lW} - Not enough pressure on Zoops.
2 : 3.15 {rW} - He tries to find Loonerty with a chip pass.
2 : 3.19 {rW} - Loonerty can't take it.
2 : 3.23 {rW} - Not enough pressure on Loonerty.
2 : 3.27 {CHF} - He gets his kick away.
2 : 3.3 {CHF} - Ed_Gein must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
2 : 3.33 {rHBF} - Eat Fresh signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 3.37 {lW} - Phar Ace presents on a long lead.
2 : 3.42 {lW} - Phar Ace takes a pearler.
2 : 3.44 {lW} - Nobody's checking Phar Ace.
2 : 3.47 {rW} - A long looping handpass to 3KZ is Football.
2 : 3.52 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily DERRINALPHIL was well placed to clean up.
2 : 3.56 {lW} - He involves Phar Ace in the play.
2 : 3.58 {lW} - Phar Ace nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 4.02 {CHF} - He kicks towards JackNah_8 and larrikin.
2 : 4.07 {CHF} - JackNah_8 outbodies larrikin and takes a brilliant mark.
2 : 4.1 {CHF} - JackNah_8 looks downfield.
2 : 4.13 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. fitzroybowiedog runs onto it.
2 : 4.17 {lHFF} - That's a monster kick ....
2 : 4.21 {lHFF} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
East Side Hawks : 6.6.42
Roys FFC : 6.0.36
2 : 4.25 {C} - Strigoi gets one hand to it.
2 : 4.31 {C} - Pure Grunt picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 4.35 {lW} - A quick handpass to Phar Ace.
2 : 4.39 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Mobbs.
2 : 4.43 {lHBF} - Mobbs sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 4.46 {rW} - His kick is towards 3KZ is Football.
2 : 4.49 {rW} - Zoops will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 4.54 {rW} - With the ball is Loonerty.
2 : 4.58 {rW} - A long looping handpass to MP_.
2 : 5 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Strigoi.
2 : 5.04 {rW} - Strigoi has time to take a bounce.
2 : 5.09 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to jackenny.
2 : 5.12 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Strigoi.
2 : 5.15 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to Rankine2Rachele.
2 : 5.19 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Strigoi.
2 : 5.23 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Tarkyn_24.
2 : 5.26 {FF} - Too strong Tarkyn_24.
2 : 5.29 {FF} - Nobody's checking Tarkyn_24.
2 : 5.33 {FF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 5.37 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
2 : 5.41 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 has missed.
East Side Hawks : 6.7.43
Roys FFC : 6.0.36
2 : 5.48 {FB} - The ball is now with Mooch.
2 : 5.51 - <<< tigs2010 is coming on to replace SpecialBruce >>>
2 : 6 {FB} - Now Mooch has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.02 {lBP} - He kicks sideways towards Mooch.
2 : 6.05 {lBP} - Top mark - not paid.
2 : 6.1 {rFP} - Shermy looking for a lead.
2 : 6.15 {rFP} - Mooch sews him up!.
2 : 6.16 {lBP} - Mooch wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 6.2 {lBP} - Mooch sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 6.25 {CHB} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 6.28 {CHB} - No mark taken as Ed_Gein and boncer34 wrestle for position.
2 : 6.31 {CHF} - boncer34 looking for a lead.
2 : 6.35 {rHFF} - He handpasses to jackenny.
2 : 6.39 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to Strigoi.
2 : 6.43 {rHFF} - Passes to MP_ by hand.
2 : 6.45 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Callums_Guns.
2 : 6.49 {lHFF} - Callums_Guns has time to take a bounce.
2 : 6.53 {lFP} - Callums_Guns's taken another bounce.
2 : 6.57 {lFP} - Callums_Guns goes for goal.
2 : 7.01 {lFP} - Just one behind to Callums_Guns.
East Side Hawks : 6.8.44
Roys FFC : 6.0.36
2 : 7.07 {FB} - Now Mooch has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 7.12 {FB} - Brought down by Shermy.
2 : 7.14 {lFP} - Now akkaps has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 7.18 {lFP} - akkaps steadies himself and has a shot ....
2 : 7.22 {lFP} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by akkaps.
East Side Hawks : 7.8.50
Roys FFC : 6.0.36
2 : 7.26 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
2 : 7.33 {C} - Pure Grunt weaves through the congestion.
2 : 7.37 {C} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
2 : 7.41 {C} - Pure Grunt's kick slams into the left-hand post.
East Side Hawks : 7.8.50
Roys FFC : 6.1.37
2 : 7.47 {FB} - Now Itsmyshow has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 7.51 {lHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 7.55 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
2 : 7.59 {CHF} - JackNah_8 has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 8.01 {CHF} - Flicks it to royboy2.
2 : 8.06 {lHFF} - He tries to find fitzroybowiedog with a chip pass.
2 : 8.09 {lHFF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to por_please_ya.
2 : 8.14 {rHBF} - With the ball is por_please_ya.
2 : 8.16 {rHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 8.2 {rW} - por_please_ya touches the ball to the ground.
2 : 8.24 {rW} - Loonerty kicks it out on the full.
2 : 8.28 {lW} - Phar Ace signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 8.3 {CHF} - JackNah_8 and larrikin jostle for position.
2 : 8.34 {CHF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 8.38 {CHF} - JackNah_8 does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 8.43 {CHF} - JackNah_8 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 8.46 {FF} - JackNah_8's taken another bounce.
2 : 8.49 {FF} - JackNah_8 from thirty metres.

 

[Callums_Guns]

pass the ball to me campaigners

Hard ball gets

MP_ = 0

 

[Mobbs]

 

[Strigoi]

Hope I’m not too late!

 

[Mooch]

2 : 5.48 {FB} - The ball is now with Mooch.
2 : 5.51 - <<< tigs2010 is coming on to replace SpecialBruce >>>
2 : 6 {FB} - Now Mooch has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.02 {lBP} - He kicks sideways towards Mooch.
2 : 6.05 {lBP} - Top mark - not paid.

I'm so angry I refuse to kick the ball to a team mate.

 

[Phar Ace]

Looks like I went up early for a mark and haven't come back down yet -not even on the ground still!

 

[MP_]

2 : 25 {C} - Itsmyshow was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.

If you’re hanging out the back and a ball falls in your lap time to leave the club and go home

 

[Mobbs]

_Mike_ and fitzroybowiedog each with a goal. Still no multiple goalkickers. Could do with Mooch ... where he at?

 

[MP_]

Hard ball gets

MP_ = 0

You don’t win a mobbs medal getting your hands dirty

 

[Mobbs]

Hope I’m not too late!

Depends on whether you want to be clutch!

 

[SpecialBruce]

Why am I being benched. I play forward. I don't need rest.

 

[MP_]

_Mike_ and fitzroybowiedog each with a goal. Still no multiple goalkickers. Could do with Mooch ... where he at?

 

[Mobbs]

Why am I being benched. I play forward. I don't need rest.

You can ask for words with the coach but there's a bit of a queue forming already!