Unofficial Preview Richmond vs The Undisclosed Location Eagles - The winnyblues Memorial Cup

[Groupie_]

AFL has mandated the white kit, apparently. Member base is merrily going berserk at the club at the moment and they are swearing it's some jackass at AFL House forcing the move.

They'll go even more berserk when the e girls lose in it

 

[Oneiros]

They'll go even more berserk when the e girls lose in it

insert banter here

But seriously, clash strip at home. Would love to get my knitted mittens on whoever made that call at the AFL.

 

[Groupie_]

insert banter here

But seriously, clash strip at home. Would love to get my knitted mittens on whoever made that call at the AFL.

Afl knoobs have a fetish for white jumpers when there's a clash

 

[Oneiros]

Afl knoobs have a fetish for white jumpers when there's a clash

White jumpers with giant cartoon animals on them, no less.

If it was white with blue or gold wings, or even just all-white, it could at least look dignified despite it still being a blatant insult. But no, we'd have to be in a sporting code with a functional administration for that...

 

[Groupie_]

White jumpers with giant cartoon animals on them, no less.

If it was white with blue or gold wings, or even just all-white, it could at least look dignified despite it still being a blatant insult. But no, we'd have to be in a sporting code with a functional administration for that...

Yeah it looks like arse.

But still our Nob cup/training cartoon guernsey makes it look good

 

[kozi]

AFL has mandated the white kit, apparently. Member base is merrily going berserk at the club at the moment and they are swearing it's some jackass at AFL House forcing the move.

First step towards your merge with Freo.

 

[Oneiros]

First step towards your merge with Freo.

Oh good, we get to eat them and be a one-team state again? That calls for...!

 

[kozi]

Oh good, we get to eat them and be a one-team state again? That calls for...!

Unfortunately no. Eating or consuming does not fall under the definition of merging.

merge: verb - To blend or cause to blend gradually into something else so as to become indistinguishable from its original self; combine or cause to combine to form a single entity.

I like the part about "blending" gradually.

West Coast Dockers for the first season, then
West Docks for the second. Then finally,

Westmantle

 

[Equus]

Oh good, we get to eat them and be a one-team state again? That calls for...!

Awwwwwwww.... No.

 

[Oneiros]

Unfortunately no. Eating or consuming does not fall under the definition of merging.

merge: verb - To blend or cause to blend gradually into something else so as to become indistinguishable from its original self; combine or cause to combine to form a single entity.

I like the part about "blending" gradually.

West Coast Dockers for the first season, then
West Docks for the second. Then finally,

Westmantle

Bet Roylion would disagree

 

[kozi]

Bet Roylion would disagree

Haha, it's ok. We all know the AFL loves its interstate teams. They would probably make us bail you out before it came down to a merger.

But seriously, it's too easy to give the Eagles s**t. I've just taken a glance over at your theme song.... what the hell is that?! Not even exaggerating here but did you guys hold a competition at a disadvantaged learning center for which kid could write the best theme song........ and end up picking the worst one?

"Hey Eagles, hey Eagles,
Hey Eagles, hey Eagles

We're flying high, we're flying high
We're flying high, we're flying high

We're the Eagles, the West Coast Eagles
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds, kings of the big game
We're the Eagles, we're flying high

We're flying high, we're flying high
We're flying high

We're the Eagles, the West Coast Eagles
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds, kings of the big game
We're the Eagles, we're flying high

We're the Eagles, the West Coast Eagles
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds, kings of the big game
We're the Eagles, we're flying high

We're the Eagles, we're flying high"


I think it could have used a few more "Hey Eagles" and "Flying High"s.
Or just scrap it all and have:

"Eagles" repeat x40
"We're flying high" repeat x2

 

[Oneiros]

Haha, it's ok. We all know the AFL loves its interstate teams. They would probably make us bail you out before it came down to a merger.

But seriously, it's too easy to give the Eagles s**t. I've just taken a glance over at your theme song.... what the hell is that?! Not even exaggerating here but did you guys hold a competition at a disadvantaged learning center for which kid could write the best theme song........ and end up picking the worst one?

"Hey Eagles, hey Eagles,
Hey Eagles, hey Eagles

We're flying high, we're flying high
We're flying high, we're flying high

We're the Eagles, the West Coast Eagles
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds, kings of the big game
We're the Eagles, we're flying high

We're flying high, we're flying high
We're flying high

We're the Eagles, the West Coast Eagles
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds, kings of the big game
We're the Eagles, we're flying high

We're the Eagles, the West Coast Eagles
And we're here to show you why
We're the big birds, kings of the big game
We're the Eagles, we're flying high

We're the Eagles, we're flying high"


I think it could have used a few more "Hey Eagles" and "Flying High"s.
Or just scrap it all and have:

"Eagles" repeat x40
"We're flying high" repeat x2

It gets worse when you consider that we changed it to that.

 

[GH213]

So .... Big cox is definitely up and in ....



I know its a few pages back but couldn't help myself ...

 

[kozi]

It gets worse when you consider that we changed it to that.

Just saw that! God, if Richmond tried to change our prized theme song they would have to lock down most of innercity Melbourne due to rioting.

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

But seriously, it's too easy to give the Eagles s**t. I've just taken a glance over at your theme song.... what the hell is that?! Not even exaggerating here but did you guys hold a competition at a disadvantaged learning center for which kid could write the best theme song........ and end up picking the worst one?

our original club song that was played during the 92 and 94 grand final wins was considered a little too xenophobic, and unfortunately it was changed to the abomination that it is now

 

[_DBF_]

our original club song that was played during the 92 and 94 grand final wins was considered a little too xenophobic, and unfortunately it was changed to the abomination that it is now

Nah, still s**t.

 

[QS]

Nah, still s**t.

Has been heard more recently after a grand final than 'we finiiiiiiiiiished ninth againnnn'.

 

[_DBF_]

Has been heard more recently after a grand final than 'we finiiiiiiiiiished ninth againnnn'.

typically, songs about finishing ninth aren't sung after coming first.

 

[ep2018]

It gets worse when you consider that we changed it to that.

What? AFL made us change it due to the old song being anti-Vic.

 

[Marlin01]

Richmond: s**t at football but have a good song.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Will miss this guy on Friday

Remember when he was as good as Cotchin?

Haha, I can see why we traded him. He played more games in a St Kilda jumper than he did here.

Still, whilst he was a butt ugly bloke he was still no Wegirl

Rooted Holly Valance.

Kinda like what Rance was doing with Mayne in the image above?

Alex Rance >>>>>>>>>> Murray Rance.

 

[Spooky17]

Game day!

 

[QS]

typically, songs about finishing ninth aren't sung after coming first.

Typically, songs about finishing ninth aren't written about teams that win flags.

 

[QS]

White Coast Eagles v Richmond.
I was referring to the horrendous guernsey, but I am sure the colour white might invoke some other connotations..

 

[Groupie_]

Richmond: s**t at football but have a good song.

West Coat - s**t at football and have a s**t song