Player Sponsorship 2015 Player Sponsorship: paid up with Howe again!

[Proper Gander]

So I got it. Thanks Captain Jack !

Anyone got any suggestions for it other than a cum rag? I somehow feel that keeping it anywhere near a location where acts of a sexual nature will take place will kill the mood.

Ideas:

• Offload it to a Pies supporter? "Sure it's a signed Jeremy Howe jumper. I didn't say anything about it being a Collingwood jumper..."
• Put it on a punching bag next to the TV, and use it to unleash my anger whenever we play s**t?
• Keep it in the hope that our next 38 turns out to be a star, then drag it out as a prop for when I tell the story to the grandchildren about how the 'high flying cretin' vacated the number such that the star that led us to 3 premierships could take his place?
  
• Same as above, except the story is about 'The Curse of the Melbourne BF Board Player Sponsorship: A Tale of Horror and Woe'.
• ???

You know what is depressing? I too have this jumper - signed by the arm-sleeve tool, and I didn't even win it honourably like you. The cats are sleeping on it as I post. From time to time they knead it, occasionally they wrestle it and once I interrupted the male cat who is called Ron Barassi trying to initiate weird (desexed) relations with it.

I'm not sure I've helped you here though

 

[Benwah83]

You left out the important detail - did it come with a nigerian-scam type letter of random phrases that only just kinda makes sense?

No, it didn't Devastated.

You know what is depressing? I too have this jumper - signed by the arm-sleeve tool, and I didn't even win it honourably like you. The cats are sleeping on it as I post. From time to time they knead it, occasionally they wrestle it and once I interrupted the male cat who is called Ron Barassi trying to initiate weird (desexed) relations with it.

I'm not sure I've helped you here though

No, you've helped - I'll make sure I don't initiate weird (desexed) relations with the jumper.