Official Team Thread Baghdad Bombers - Season 37 team thread - The oases in the desert
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philreich
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ROUND 1 - SUNDAY FEBRUARY 4 2024 VS EAST SIDE HAWKS AT THE EYRIE
ROUND 2 - SUNDAY FEBRUARY11 2024 VS CONSEY ISLAND WARRIORS AT VAN CORTLANDT PARK
ROUND 3 - SUNDAY FEBRUARY 18 2024 VS DRAGONS FFC AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 4 - SUNDAY FEBRUARY 25 2024 VS MOUNT BULLER DEMONS AT THE SNOW DOME
ROUND 5 - SUNDAY MARCH 3 2024 VS LAS VAGAS BEARS AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 6 - SUNDAY MARCH 10 2024 VS FIGHTING FURIES AT RFCTIGERARMY'S HIPPODROME
ROUND 7 - SUNDAY MARCH 17 2024 VS GUMBIES FFC AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 8 SUNDAY MARCH 24 2024 - BYE
ROUND 9 - SUNDAY MARCH 31 VS ROYS FFC AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 10 - SUNDAY APRIL 7 2024 VS SIN CITY SWAMPRATS AT UNDERGROUND STADIUM
ROUND 11 - SUNDAY APRIL 14 2024 VS WEST COAST WONDERS AT THE COLOSSEUM
ROUND 12 - SUNDAY APRIL 21 2024 VS OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 13 - SUNDAY APRIL 28 2024 VS GOLD CITY ROYALS AT THE GOLDEN THRONE
ROUND 14 - SUNDAT MAY 5 2024 VS ROYS FFC AT BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL
ROUND 15 - THURSDAY MAY 9 2024 - BYE
ROUND 16 - MONDAY MAY 13 2024 - BYE
ROUND 17 - THURSDAY MAY 16 2024 VS WEST COAST WONDERS AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 18 - MONDAY MAY 20 2024 VS CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 19 - WEDNESDAY MAY 22 2024 - BYE
ROUND 20 - SUNDAY MAY 26 2024 VS EAST SIDE HAWKS AT ABDU PRISON
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The Battle Of Who Mom Loves Better!
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That's no battle
SFA star HARPSichord asked MayTheNorthBeWithU , “What are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for Baghdad.” To that, he replied - “Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my own family”
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philreich
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One of the great sledges!!!
I was weighing myself yesterday, and my wife happened to be walking past the bathroom at the time. She noticed that I was tucking my stomach in - she said, "That won't make any difference."
I told her, "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Pugsley
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I like one I used on the footy field many years ago.
Go to shake an opponents hand before the game, the smart fella says your Mum was good last night not as good as my instant response not as loud as your girlfriend screaming my name while I was in bed with her last night.
5 goals later and a massive win. Dude, if you're going to sledge ya Mum sledges don't make me laugh.
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philreich
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I still like the story about the time Brisbane was playing St. Kilda, and there was a Voss on each team. Brett takes a mark 35 metres out, and Michael is standing the mark. As he moves in to shoot at goal, his brother says, "My father had sex with your mother." The shot at goal was lucky to register a behind
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Pugsley
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I still like the story about the time Brisbane was playing St. Kilda, and there was a Voss on each team. Brett takes a mark 35 metres out, and Michael is standing the mark. As he moves in to shoot at goal, his brother says, "My father had sex with your mother." The shot at goal was lucky to register a behind
It would be pretty difficult to keep a straight face after that one
Jabba73
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Used a similar one at cricket, Jabba Jnr was at senior training with me and got a bit cheeky about my age. Told him that was a rude thing to say about the guy sleeping with his mum.I still like the story about the time Brisbane was playing St. Kilda, and there was a Voss on each team. Brett takes a mark 35 metres out, and Michael is standing the mark. As he moves in to shoot at goal, his brother says, "My father had sex with your mother." The shot at goal was lucky to register a behind
The coach had to restart the session
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ROUND 1 - SUNDAY FEBRUARY 4 2024 VS EAST SIDE HAWKS AT THE EYRIE
ROUND 2 - SUNDAY FEBRUARY11 2024 VS CONSEY ISLAND WARRIORS AT VAN CORTLANDT PARK
ROUND 3 - SUNDAY FEBRUARY 18 2024 VS DRAGONS FFC AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 4 - SUNDAY FEBRUARY 25 2024 VS MOUNT BULLER DEMONS AT THE SNOW DOME
ROUND 5 - SUNDAY MARCH 3 2024 VS LAS VAGAS BEARS AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 6 - SUNDAY MARCH 10 2024 VS FIGHTING FURIES AT RFCTIGERARMY'S HIPPODROME
ROUND 7 - SUNDAY MARCH 17 2024 VS GUMBIES FFC AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 8 SUNDAY MARCH 24 2024 - BYE
ROUND 9 - SUNDAY MARCH 31 VS ROYS FFC AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 10 - SUNDAY APRIL 7 2024 VS SIN CITY SWAMPRATS AT UNDERGROUND STADIUM
ROUND 11 - SUNDAY APRIL 14 2024 VS WEST COAST WONDERS AT THE COLOSSEUM
ROUND 12 - SUNDAY APRIL 21 2024 VS OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 13 - SUNDAY APRIL 28 2024 VS GOLD CITY ROYALS AT THE GOLDEN THRONE
ROUND 14 - SUNDAT MAY 5 2024 VS ROYS FFC AT BRUNSWICK JUNCTION OVAL
ROUND 15 - THURSDAY MAY 9 2024 - BYE
ROUND 16 - MONDAY MAY 13 2024 - BYE
ROUND 17 - THURSDAY MAY 16 2024 VS WEST COAST WONDERS AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 18 - MONDAY MAY 20 2024 VS CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS AT ABDU PRISON
ROUND 19 - WEDNESDAY MAY 22 2024 - BYE
ROUND 20 - SUNDAY MAY 26 2024 VS EAST SIDE HAWKS AT ABDU PRISON
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tomjoad deals in local produce when he’s not playing sport.
CursingFijian loves searching for a bargain when he’s downtown.
MayTheNorthBeWithU looking sharp at his new home.
Fantastic seeing Bovo return to his cultural roots.
The Baghdad Bombers new sponsor had us at “Hello”.
#nightshift
CursingFijian loves searching for a bargain when he’s downtown.
MayTheNorthBeWithU looking sharp at his new home.
Fantastic seeing Bovo return to his cultural roots.
The Baghdad Bombers new sponsor had us at “Hello”.
#nightshift
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Kilroy
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Just in case you were wondering, this is where you find the Baghdad Bombers Official Team Thread.
As you settle into the facilities at Abdu Prison, you are treated to a front-row seat for a practice-match between past and present Baghdad players - part-retrospective and part-preview of what’s to come this season.
As you settle into the facilities at Abdu Prison, you are treated to a front-row seat for a practice-match between past and present Baghdad players - part-retrospective and part-preview of what’s to come this season.
thewizardmelon
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New coat of paint? Fair warning rookies it did not look like this when I visited last season. These could be those touched up real estate type images you see above
Kilroy
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The teams
Los Hombres - The Baghdad Bombers get called lots of things - Bombres, Bombreros, Bombinos, Banditos … but yes, we are (mostly) men.
Los Gringos - Once upon a time we were the Baghdad Bandits and at one point we split and some of us had to live in exile as “foreigners”.
Los Hombres - The Baghdad Bombers get called lots of things - Bombres, Bombreros, Bombinos, Banditos … but yes, we are (mostly) men.
- Past - TheGreatestAva, TheCoach16, Dazjack and Sun Ra
- Present - snozulu, SaintsSeptember and Footy Is The Win
- New - MayTheNorthBeWithU and (in a highly anticipated return to his hometown) Bovo
Los Gringos - Once upon a time we were the Baghdad Bandits and at one point we split and some of us had to live in exile as “foreigners”.
- Past - Santoz, Tony Lynn 15 and Metalcrusher
- Present - The Sultan, VeinGlorious (in the occasional cameo), Osc1 and kickthething
- New - tomjoad and (in another celebrated return of a prodigal son) CursingFijian
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Kilroy
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The line-ups:
Los Hombres
B: Here2Eternity ArdentEagle Footy Is The Win
HB: Pugsley TheCoach16 Kilroy
C: Billy Shaw norway blue YeoGabbaGabba
HF: snozulu TheGreatestAva Sun Ra
F: JustaBattler SaintsSeptember CALL ME SNAKE
FOLL: MayTheNorthBeWithU Dazjack Bovo
INT: La Disrepute sunny3193
Los Gringos
B: KohPhi Santoz kickthething
HB: PetWussy BLUEALLTHRU MITS
C: Grav VeinGlorious The Sultan
HF: HaroLad CursingFijian Jabba73
F: iDon Tony Lynn 15 gab213
FOLL: Metalcrusher Osc1 tomjoad
INT: CrowInFiji Adenoids
Los Hombres
B: Here2Eternity ArdentEagle Footy Is The Win
HB: Pugsley TheCoach16 Kilroy
C: Billy Shaw norway blue YeoGabbaGabba
HF: snozulu TheGreatestAva Sun Ra
F: JustaBattler SaintsSeptember CALL ME SNAKE
FOLL: MayTheNorthBeWithU Dazjack Bovo
INT: La Disrepute sunny3193
Los Gringos
B: KohPhi Santoz kickthething
HB: PetWussy BLUEALLTHRU MITS
C: Grav VeinGlorious The Sultan
HF: HaroLad CursingFijian Jabba73
F: iDon Tony Lynn 15 gab213
FOLL: Metalcrusher Osc1 tomjoad
INT: CrowInFiji Adenoids
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I'm in fullback ehhhh...Master of fisting I am!!!
I've already seen that video.
MayTheNorthBeWithU
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Named in the ruck… gotta earn by spot here or it’s back pocket…
