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Posted this as his sponsor in 2012.
As apt today as it was then:
Eric Mackenzie,
the Epic Defendzie,
I'll be sponsoring,
while he'll be monstoring,
Opponents; failed goal-kicking proponents,
Ezy E molesting,
Ruckmen supposedly resting;
Avoiding the forward 50,
Like they got goal-kicking allergy,
Here comes an analogy:
He's like an AFL Jesus!
More punch than pungent cheeses,
His legend Suma Magic be spreading,
Cloke, Buddy and Kepler dreading,
Their efforts he's foiling,
all the while spoiling:
Marks and dreams,
as Ezy E reams,
all 17 teams,
disposal hospital clean,
an AFL Dean:
From the school of defending,
AFL equivalent of goal tending,
On Twitter he's perennially trending,
KPF careers are ending,
Palestine/Israel relationships he's mending.
Mackenzie's softly spoken,
Silent as endless records are broken,
Bitches Facebook poking,
looking for a slice of Mackenzie action,
bit of midnight traction:
I'm getting off-topic,
Rhyme turning into an epic,
so I'm bailing,
Eric Mackenzie 2012 All-Australian.
So in our eyes, Mackenzie 1st, whilst Priddis is 6th..
Interesting to see what the club comes up with again this year.
I have no doubt you'll come up with all kinds of reasons why a non-compulsory forum voting system with a random number of voters each week is superior to the Eagles B&F.
Most on here hate Priddis so he would never get number 1 anyway.
Comedy Gold.I don't support playing him, yet i still give him votes.
I think peoples ability to be impartial could surprise you sir.
I don't support playing him, yet i still give him votes.
I think peoples ability to be impartial could surprise you sir.
Hmm. You gave him a total of 10 votes. He averaged 21.
So in our eyes, Mackenzie 1st, whilst Priddis is 6th..
Interesting to see what the club comes up with again this year.
Player..........Total...FS
Eric MacKenzie..37.52...42
Luke Shuey......31.21...32
Matt Priddis....21.02...26
Mark LeCras.....21.64...25
Jack Darling....23.12...23
Andrew Gaff.....17.52...21
Nic Naitanui....17.80...21
Matt Rosa.......19.38...18
Josh Kennedy....16.72...18
Shannon Hurn....21.38...17
-------------------------------------
Chris Masten....11.09...15
Brad Sheppard...12.68...14
Elliot Yeo......13.95...12
Jeremy McGovern.12.08...9
Jamie Bennell...13.27...9
Xavier Ellis....10.52...7
Scott Lycett....6.67....6
Mitch Brown.....3.68....4
Sam Butler......0.70....3
Darren Glass....1.97....2
Will Schofield..2.93....2
Mark Hutchings..1.83....2
Pat McGinnity...0.45....1
S.Wellingham....2.91....0
Scott Selwood...2.77....0
Dean Cox........1.46....0
Dom Sheed.......0.57....0
Josh Hill.......0.31....0
Ashley Smith....0.06....0
Jacob Brennan...0.05....0
Afl.com had both eMac and Priddis making AAOur opinion will be the correct one of course!
My tip for the club B&F would be Priddis 1st and Mackenzie 2nd, although I do think Mackenzie is more likely to make AA than Priddis... But Priddis is more likely to poll higher brownlow votes than Mackenzie (midfielders award and all that)