Bruce William McAvaney - The always updating Quotes Thread

[Ahern2Boof]

What about when they showed the Collingwood trainer trying to stretch Pendlebury on the bench. Bruce goes "oh, lost my concentration!"

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Which channel 7 commentator will be the first to break ranks and say this about Bruce.

 

[Damon_3388]

He sure is fond of a "little giiiive".....thank God for radio where they're actually forced to call what's in front of them.

And "toe poke".

 

[Elite Master]

And "toe poke".

Bruce introduced me to the word "toe poke" with his commentary on AFL 99.

 

[Partridge]

Bruce introduced me to the word "toe poke" with his commentary on AFL 99.

Wish someone would "toe poke" him. Preferably in the tonsils.

 

[Burzum]

Wish someone would "toe poke" him. Preferably in the tonsils.

With the toe poke being on the trigger of a shotgun.

 

[Doc Hattori]

"What do you think of a 3 Goal lead Lee ? Is it something".

1st quarter, Rich vs Swans.

 

[Xtreme]

Richmond have not had the ball in their forward 50 for donkey's ages

LOL when i heard that

 

[sprockets]

"You get the feeling the next goal is huge".

And the one after that then the one after that...

 

[AtomicBlonde]

"He's good with ball in hand," as opposed to everyone else who isn't???

 

[Adz]

Is that Reid, no wait it's Richards, no wait...

 

[lenny&carl]

"Cometh the moment, cometh the captain".

...cometh the commentator!

 

[flaps]

"Myers with that lovely long leg of his...."

Are you talking his tripod Bruth?

 

[flaps]

"Colyer, Ohhhh wow that would've been big!"

 

[Gibbsy]

Could have sworn I heard something with about 3 minutes to go in the last quarter where Bruce said a player would be getting a big rubdown tonight

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Could have sworn I heard something with about 3 minutes to go in the last quarter where Bruce said a player would be getting a big rubdown tonight

If that's the case, I'm sure old mate Bruce would be all over it.

 

[sprockets]

Well I had a nice relaxing night watching youtube videos and only checking on the footy every now and then to check the scores. I've voted with my feet.

On Bruce, I've realised his problem is that he tries to be a special comments man instead of a commentator.

 

[flaps]

Could have sworn I heard something with about 3 minutes to go in the last quarter where Bruce said a player would be getting a big rubdown tonight

"He'll be giving his leg a rub tonight you'd think".

 

[sprockets]

Ok surely it's official now? Reckons Lamumba has pretty legs.

 

[Thistle]

I reckon


I reckon



I reckon

 

[flaps]

I reckon


I reckon



I reckon

Clever little chiiiiiiip

 

[flaps]

How about when Brucey squealed like a little girl tonight and lost his voice. Can't remember what stage it was (may have been the last quarter) but Lethal and the others started laughing.

 

[callas]

bruce having a long perve at judd in his undies post game - going by the silence of his colleagues i think they pretty much cleared the commentary box for just those few seconds

 

[Rustin Cohle]

I don't think he could have barracked any harder for Carlton last night. Pathetic.

 

[richoatthedisco]

I don't think he could have barracked any harder for Carlton last night. Pathetic.

Did you hear Eddie and co cheering for the Saints on Saturday? Eddie was almost Bruce-like in his pre-game cookie-tossing at the thought (hope) of a Richmond loss.