Analysis Carlton Football Club Off Field - Opinion, Analysis and News

[MrsEddieBetts]

Are the last couple joke images or are they legitimately the ones from the website?

(too lazy to check for myself)

 

[HARKER]

Are the last couple joke images or are they legitimately the ones from the website?

(too lazy to check for myself)

So they look legitimate then?

More than I can say for the butchering of Walsh.....yes........I mocked them up in less than a minute.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

So they look legitimate then?

More than I can say for the butchering of Walsh.....yes........I mocked them up in less than a minute.

More like I wouldn't expect anything less from the club unfortunately...

 

[zeeCFC]

........in your sleep.

Maybe it shouldn't matter but if we can honestly tick off this level of impotence here..........we can do it there........and there...........and over there also.

Frankly, it shits me.

Would take about half an hour to fix the heights and weights and maybe a full day of work to get the images sorted. Heck I'd do it for free.

 

[zeeCFC]

More like I wouldn't expect anything less from the club unfortunately...

Haha, indictment on the club that even I double checked. I refuse to believe the issue is mine.

 

[BlueTongue]

Carlton appoint new commercial boss
"Carlton has appointed former Momentum Energy boss Nigel Clark as chief commercial officer..."

Can't be that good, I've never even heard of Momentum Energy

Seriously though, this is the area we need to improve outta site. Hope we have the right bloke now...

Oh, and on the Video's thing... How hard is it to strap a 'Go Pro' to the newbies caps and have them running around filming one another training? Don't really need to own Fox Sports to get some decent footage out...

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

 

[King of Ruin]

Never seen such professionalism. The detail and clean textual display.

I'd sell my left testicle for such design.

 

[BlueTongue]

If the player profile pictures of the new kids on our club website are anything to go by, someone with no Photoshop or web development skill is updating it all.

http://www.carltonfc.com.au/player-profile/blaine-boekhorst - wow those smooth edges!

Err... Magic Wand... Tolerance?

 

[Jeremias]

I had a look at Boekhorst's picture and thought someone had found a picture of him in the newspaper, cut it out, and glued it on to my screen.

Hopeless and embarrassing.

 

[thylacine60]

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Seamless........ Da Vinci meets QuarkXPress.......

 

[SickQwon]

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Geeeezusssssssssss...................Look what they've done to Walshy?
He's got a plasticine right arm

There's no way this is real, right? ....Right??

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Seamless........ Da Vinci meets QuarkXPress.......

Meets InDesign.

PSD documents go through as transparencies, Word Documents go through Paragraph Styles with preferences, (editable in 2 seconds).

Set up left and right Master Pages, and is shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[Jatz]

Hilariously bad. What's even the point if that's the best you can come up with?

 

[LanceRomance]

Hilariously bad. What's even the point if that's the best you can come up with?

So the new photos on the cfc page are terrible photo shops?

 

[ShanDog]

Don't think so Lance. For them to be this horrible, there's no way they used Photoshop...

 

[thylacine60]

Get me a tub of grout, some window silicone and MS Publisher and I could fix that by morning.

 

[zeeCFC]

Lol you have it all wrong old man...you'll need at least a barrel of grout!

 

[BM123]

Hilariously bad. What's even the point if that's the best you can come up with?

40 million dollar club can't find someone decent to properly finish them apparently.

 

[LanceRomance]

Don't think so Lance. For them to be this horrible, there's no way they used Photoshop...

Sury other clubs have tried this type of forgery? Or are we pushing the limits here?

Are we the essendon of paint?


I can see it now

Trigg: are you sure using paint is ok?

Digital media guy: of course, Hawthorn are on Apple II and Collingwood on Commodote 64.

 

[ShanDog]

Does anyone know if it is the club that does this, though? I remembered someone mentioning in a thread a while ago that pictures and other bits and pieces for player profiles are are from champion data.

Just hoping it isn't 'our' fault...

 

[HARKER]

Images have had a clean up.

Looking much better now.

 

[SBYM]

The General Discussion thread is heading towards the topic of our board (yet again) and the types that sit on it.

Since it qualifies, I think, I'll ask the question in this thread...

Can anyone explain to a layman how one gets voted onto the board? Votes required? Nomination process etc?

Just wondering how it would come about that more of the footballing heritage gets injected into our executive.

Ta.

 

[SBYM]

Rideo...I've had a squiz at the constitution (fork I hate legal docs) and have got the nomination/voting process down pat...

Just wondering now if anyone could offer some insight into the votes required? How likely is it someone from outside the clique would even get the votes?

And I see that each nominee has to be approved by the board itself...I'm assuming the vested interests and agendas we all seem to loathe are controlled that way??

Apologies for the noob questions...I've just never really taken an interest in this kind of stuff...

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Maybe The_Wookie would be able to help you?