Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors - Season 20/Offseason Team Thread - Practice Match vs Bears Wednesday Night

[Smoooothy]

Busy time at work the past week guys, should be back full time next week hopefully

 

[Raveneyes]

For my 1000th post I posted gifs of naked bouncing **** on the Hawthorn board and enjoyed a brief holiday.

Fun times

They banned you for that?!?!? Bunch of softc*cks. Club boards are boring as hell, and over moderated.

Having said that, perhaps I should have posted a few wooden spoons pics on the Blues board, just for lulz.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

They banned you for that?!?!? Bunch of softc*cks. Club boards are boring as hell, and over moderated.

Having said that, perhaps I should have posted a few wooden spoons pics on the Blues board, just for lulz.

For a week, goddam puritanical pet fanciers.

Was told I should have got a month for pornographic material.

 

[BigJoeD_]

They banned you for that?!?!? Bunch of softc*cks. Club boards are boring as hell, and over moderated.

Having said that, perhaps I should have posted a few wooden spoons pics on the Blues board, just for lulz.

Lulz is one thing, suicide quite another

 

[Raveneyes]

Lulz is one thing, suicide quite another

True that. The mods there are particularly sensitive.

 

[Raveneyes]

For a week, goddam puritanical pet fanciers.

Was told I should have got a month for pornographic material.

A week!

Damn those pants-wearing muppets.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Shithouse effort by me.
I've been busy but I also blame this WGT golf.
Had a cracking game against FR the other day.
I will lift.

Sure it was fun for you. You kicked my arse.

 

[Wosh]

Everyone out for the weekend..settling down in a onesie with a nice drinky tonight sometimes it's great to have the house to yourself for a couple of days.

 

[zackah]

Did you go to the game yesterday Lord_Flashheart ? I got extremely drunk at home with a bunch of lions supporters and thanked all that is good and holy for the Adelaide Football Club.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Did you go to the game yesterday Lord_Flashheart ? I got extremely drunk at home with a bunch of lions supporters and thanked all that is good and holy for the Adelaide Football Club.

I did mate, nail biting finish. A bit dewy on the ground so the skills weren't particularly sharp but still a good crowd and decent atmosphere.

 

[zackah]

I did mate, nail biting finish. A bit dewy on the ground so the skills weren't particularly sharp but still a good crowd and decent atmosphere.

Not sure that was the problem

 

[Wosh]

Dafaq guys..we got SMASHED
I'm taking a hot chocolate a teddy bear and a box of tissues to bed and watching Ice Castles

 

[BigJoeD_]

Well that was shithouse - might have to ramp up that search for a coach this week, the whore tree doesn't seem to be providing the guidance we require...






I take it back whore tree, as if I could stay mad at you...

 

[Frankston Rover]

Hawks lose. Spurs throw away a win. Wimbledon drew. The crickets been rained off and we get bent over with the Furbies.

#thanksgod
#sportsucks

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Hawks lose. Spurs throw away a win. Wimbledon drew. The crickets been rained off and we get bent over with the Furbies.

#thanksgod
#sportsucks

Meh, my weekend wasn't so bad

 

[BigJoeD_]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Round 4 Mr_Smooth

5. Lord_Flashheart
4. El Dubya
3. Reginald Perrin
2. Frankston Rover
1. Wooshette_

 

[Frankston Rover]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Round 4 Mr_Smooth

5. Reginald Perrin
4. Lord_Flashheart
3. El Dubya
2. Frankston Rover
1. Morganashlee

Disappointing result but we've been in this situation before. A bit of luck over the next few weeks and we can still be well in the mix.

Posting has been good too.

 

[BigJoeD_]

So after a night of soul searching it has become apparent our tardy start to the season can be attributed to one key criteria - a lack of onfield bravery.
What better way to address the issue than the recruitment of an additional Collingwood flog?

Fellow Warriors, I introduce to you the latest boom recruit to wander into the hallowed confines of Van Cortlandt Park - Yidaki. Let's make sure we get around him!

Yids, please check the OP and let me know which number you are after, and we'll slot you into the lineup for our home clash this week against the Mt Buller Demons.

Welcome aboard mate

 

[Yidaki]

So after a night of soul searching it has become apparent our tardy start to the season can be attributed to one key criteria - a lack of onfield bravery.
What better way to address the issue than the recruitment of an additional Collingwood flog?

Fellow Warriors, I introduce to you the latest boom recruit to wander into the hallowed confines of Van Cortlandt Park - Yidaki. Let's make sure we get around him!

Yids, please check the OP and let me know which number you are after, and we'll slot you into the lineup for our home clash this week against the Mt Buller Demons.

Welcome aboard mate

Thank you BigJoeD for the warm welcome to the club and for getting me on board. Much appreciated mate.

If brave is what the side needs right now, then I am your man! You watch the tables turn now and see the mighty Coney Island Warriors make a stamp on the competition! Opposition flogs will be shivering in their boots at the news of my signing! I bring brave in bucket loads; braver than the Collingwood side itself!

I'm looking forward to the many banter sessions ahead with opposition flogs and discussions with fellow team mates.

I come with one purpose only: To guide the Coney Island Warriors towards domination of the competition. Mt Buller Demons, it begins with you.

See you all on the field.

P.S. BigJoe I'll take number 25 thanks mate.

 

[Morganashlee]

Thank you BigJoeD for the warm welcome to the club and for getting me on board. Much appreciated mate.

If brave is what the side needs right now, then I am your man! You watch the tables turn now and see the mighty Coney Island Warriors make a stamp on the competition! Opposition flogs will be shivering in their boots at the news of my signing! I bring brave in bucket loads; braver than the Collingwood side itself!

I'm looking forward to the many banter sessions ahead with opposition flogs and discussions with fellow team mates.

I come with one purpose only: To guide the Coney Island Warriors towards domination of the competition. Mt Buller Demons, it begins with you.

See you all on the field.

P.S. BigJoe I'll take number 25 thanks mate.

Welcome Yids!

Congrats on being the second bravest warrior

 

[Yidaki]

Welcome Yids!

Congrats on being the second bravest warrior

Thanks Morgs!

The more brave we have, the better!

 

[Yidaki]

How good are these recruits? Seriously?

New:
Wooshette_ - recruited from East Perth Royals
Morganashlee - recruited from Victoria Park
Packedlunch - recruited from Launceston Hawks
Yidaki - recruited from the Westpac Lexus Holden Centre

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Thank you BigJoeD for the warm welcome to the club and for getting me on board. Much appreciated mate.

If brave is what the side needs right now, then I am your man! You watch the tables turn now and see the mighty Coney Island Warriors make a stamp on the competition! Opposition flogs will be shivering in their boots at the news of my signing! I bring brave in bucket loads; braver than the Collingwood side itself!

I'm looking forward to the many banter sessions ahead with opposition flogs and discussions with fellow team mates.

I come with one purpose only: To guide the Coney Island Warriors towards domination of the competition. Mt Buller Demons, it begins with you.

See you all on the field.

P.S. BigJoe I'll take number 25 thanks mate.

Welcome aboard.

As the newest member of the team you get to scrub my game-kilt.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Welcome Yidaki - great addition to the side.

Do we have a cap on Collingwood supporters though, BigJoeD?

 

[Wosh]

How good are these recruits? Seriously?

New:
Wooshette_ - recruited from East Perth Royals
Morganashlee - recruited from Victoria Park
Packedlunch - recruited from Launceston Hawks
Yidaki - recruited from the Westpac Lexus Holden Centre

Hi Yids
#S20rookies